Jin: Ahhhhh no don't touch that ahhhhhhhh no that's my fave thing I SWEAR LAY ONE MORE FILTHY FINGER ON MA MARIO LIMITED EDITON ACTION FIGURE I WILL BLOW YOU BRAINS OUT
Namjoon: nope I'm not running ahhhhhh he's coming for me JIN RUN EVERYONE RUN I DON'T CARE IF YOUR TROUSERS ARE FALLING DOWN HOBI RUN LIKE THE HORSE YOU AREEEEE
jhope: HORSES ASSEMBLE WE MUST JOIN TOGETHER TO GET RID OF THESE THILTHUE THINGYS ACTUALLY SCRATCH THAT RUNNNNNNNNNN
Suga: nope to lazy don't care if I die *^/sleeps/^* Swaeg out bishes
Jimin: noooo you dumbasses touched my lil meow meow imma fucking kill yall aghhhhhhhh *()runs with a machine gun*()
Tae: NOOOOOO THEY TOOK MY GUCCI BELT IT WAS MA FAVE YOYR NOT HAVING THIS IT'S MINE *^/SNATCHES BELT LIKE SNATCHING WIG*
Jungkook: I don't need to move my fans will save me after all I'm the goldennnn maknae and scratch that there chasing me runnnn *^/jhope appears*^/ DASHIII RUN RUN RUN*^/ STARTS DANCING TO RUN
Author: Wait where did jhope come from
Bts: I honestly don't know
Jhope: the unicorn pooped me out of his horn and now I'm gay and I keep dancing Song lyrics that a good explanation
Author: I wish... I never asked... someone call this guy a therapist...he needs some milk
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FanfictionThis was made for fun I love jin dad jokes and wanted to include them
