Jin: Pink this and pink that OMG IT'S AMAZING...WAIT WHERE'S MY MARIO THE WEDDING CAN'T GO ON WITHOUT MY HUSBAND
Namjoon: but honey I'm your husband
Jin: no I'm not and don't call me honey again /^/throws slipper with extreme force/^/
Namjoon: but- ^/^got hit with slipper and the slipper breaks^/^ I HATE MY LIFE
jimin: OMG WHERE MY LIL MEOW MEOW WE CAN'T GET MARRIED IF HE ISN'T HERE
All members but yoongi: you should check his bedroom
jimin enters yoongis room
Yoongi: zzzZzzzzzZzz I lobe you pillowie MARRY ME YOU AMAZING CUDDLY THING ZzzzzZzZzzz
Jimin goes back to members
Jimin: he...chose the pillow over me ^/^cries with the titanic scene song playing in background^/^
Wedding talking human: do you jeon jungkook take alien bwi formally known as v as your husband
Jungkook: i do
Talking human again: do you v take jungkook as your husband
V: no cause is going to play with the colourful unicorns first then I will... wait... I DO *POOR BWI CAME BACK TO HIS SENSES*
Hoseok: guys guess what
Bts: what
Hoseok: I'M GOING TO MARRY THE HORSE OF MY DREAMS FUCKING TWILIGHT SPARKLE AND NONE OF Y'ALL ARE GONNA STOP ME HA SUCK ON DAT BISHES
Bts:.... fuck this shit were out ^*^all dissapears*^* yoongi pops up *^they left with swaegr*^* YOONGI OUT
Can I remind yall flappy dick hoe is amazing and if yall don't think so suck on ma imaginary long dick which is bigger than all of yalls bitches hahahahah ok I'm not that mean but author out *swaeg*
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Bts Jokes
FanfictionThis was made for fun I love jin dad jokes and wanted to include them
