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14 JUL, 6:11 PM

Ali:

GUYS, WTF!

Got something to share with y'all

Mads:

Ano na naman iyan, Alexandrine?

Lagi ka namang may shineshare

It's not newwww 🤷‍♀️

Samuel:

Lol, just ignore Mads

She ain't called "Mads" for nothing.

Wayne:

HAHAHAHA nice one

Ali:

Pero OMG online si Samuel

I'm SHOOKT!

HIMALA.

Mads:

Anyway, just tell us

'Wag mo na pansinin ang biglang pagsulpot niyan

Ali:

May nag-add kasi sa 'kin

Actually kagabi pa

And then message siya ng message

Parang ang creepy na 😕

He kept bugging me like dapat i-accept ko raw siya or replyan

LIKE WTF, HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO DO THAT?

I DON'T EVEN KNOW THIS HUMAN BEING AT ALL

AND HE'S REALLY ANNOYING

Wayne:

Lol chill

My kagwapuhan can't handle your rage

Ali:

It ain't rage, dude.

Mads:

YOU SAID WHAT?!

I'M LITERALLY SCREAMING RN

NOOOO WAY

ACCEPT HIM, GURL! GO FOR IT!

FINALLY FINALLY FINALLY

LOVELIFE NA YAN, UGH!

WHATCHU EVEN WAITIN' FOR?!

IT'S THE GOLDEN OPPORTUNITY HAHAHAHA

Wayne:

Yay, our Alexandrine's finally a lady

Proud dad here! *cries*

Mads:

*gives Wayne a handkerchief*

Wayne:

*wipes tears*

Ali:

QAQO BA KAYO?

Dummy account gamit niya

Are you suggesting na jowain ko 'yung anime character?

Kawawa naman iyon na nadamay pa sa kalokohan ng whoever-the-guy-is

Wayne:

HAHAHAHA dummy account

Baka napagtitrippan ka lang

Prank or something like that

Ali:

I KNOW RIGHT

I don't trust this

Samuel:

Anong pangalan?

Ali:

Kageyama Tobio

Chineck ko profile niya

No friends at all

SUSPICIOUS, DIBA?

Mads:

Ugh, my dreams are crushed

Akala ko si The Man of Your Dreams na

Ali:

HAHAHAHA NO

I don't care tho

Ayoko naman ng boyfriend

#NOTINTERESTED

Wayne:

DANG

KAGEYAMA TOBIO FROM HAIKYUU

@Hendrix PRE, GINAMIT PA PANGALAN NG IDOL NATIN

Hendrix:

Wait, pa backread lang

OH SHIT, HANAPIN NATIN 'YAN

SUNTUKAN NALANG

Ali:

Ayan, sige

Anime pa mga ulul

Hendrix:

Ball is life

But anime is lifer

Sorry not sorry

Ali:

Hays, guys are so complicated.

Mads:

That's what you think

And that's also the reason why you still don't have a boyfriend

Ali:

I can repeat this a million times

#NOTINTERESTED

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