Meggy X Reader: In Real Life

Chapter 1: A New World

You were sitting with Meggy, playing Splatoon 2 with everyone else.

Infinite: GET THEM!

B0b: YeAh! 

Mario: Punch the living shit out of them!

(Y/N): This team is going down!

Meggy: And... We won!

(Y/N): Yes!

Crystal: Pay up, Saiko.

Saiko: Ugh, fine.

Crystal: Thank you.

Saiko gave Crystal $10, and continued to drink her wine.

Tari: Hey, has anyone seen SMG4?

(Y/N): Hmm? Nope. Not at all.

Meggy: I haven't seen him today at all!

Tari: Weird...

Infinite: I'm pretty sure I saw him around his room, then he just randomly disappeared.

Crystal: I see. We'll check in his room, then.

You put the controller down, walked upstairs and knocked on SMG4's door.

(Y/N): SMG4? You in there?

No response.

Meggy: Okay, forget this!

(Y/N): Wha-

Meggy kicked the door open, SMG4 was at his computer observing memes.

(Y/N): Oh.

Tari: SMG4?

SMG4: AH! Oh, it's just you, Tari.

(Y/N): You've been quiet lately... Is something wrong?

SMG4: No... I'm just busy concentrating on some work.

Saiko: Looking at memes is work? Seriously?

SMG4: Memes are my life!

Mario: That's so very sad! (Earrape Violin)

(Y/N): Let's continue on with our day.

SMG4: You do that. I'm gonna observe more smexy memes! Hmm... Dank Memes, Thanos Memes, Spaghetti Memes, Endgame mem-

Mario: SPAGHETTI MEMES?!

Infinite: Uhhh...

Mario pushed SMG4 off the computer, and started to slam his hands on the keyboard.

Crystal: Mario, you shouldn't do that...

Mario: Nonsense! I'm a master computer user! I also have a hacking license!

Meggy: Hacking license?

Mario held up a very badly drawn card with his face on it.

Infinite: Seriously? Okay, no more computer, we're reading books from now on-

Mario jumped at Infinite, and started to bite him.

Luna: Dad!

(Y/N): Mario, stop!

Infinite: AH! JESUS CHRIST!

You kicked Mario in the face, and helped Infinite get up from the floor.

Infinite: Thanks... Ouch... He bit my tail... 

SMG4: WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO MY FREAKIN' COMPUTER?!

The monitor had a Blue Screen of Death on display.

(Y/N): Oh, that sucks...

Mario: Oooooh, Mario did an oopsie!