Chapter 6: The Discovery

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Mitch: Hey, guys?

(Y/N): Yes?

Mitch: Has anyone seen Bowser?

Meggy: Nope. 

Mitch: Weird... Where the hell could- Oh no...

(Y/N): What is it?

Mitch ran outside to find Bowser being fabulous in the street.

Bowser: BITCH! I'M FABULOUS!

Kid: OH GOD, HE'S TOO FABULOUS!

Man: MY EYES! MY EYES!!!

Mitch: Oh for the- BOWSER! GET BACK INSIDE!

Bowser: No!

Mitch: If you come back inside...

Bowser: What?

Mitch: I'll let you have... THIS!

Mitch held a Princess Peach plush in the air.

Bowser: *Sr Pelo gasp* WOOHOO!

Mitch threw the plush in the house, as Bowser flew after it.

(Y/N): Whoa!

Bowser grabbed the plush and started making slurping noises.

Meggy: Uhhh... Backing away...

(Y/N): Agreed... Backing up...

SMG4: Where's my burrito?! Where's my burrito?! Where's my burrito?!

Saiko: SHUT THE FUCK UP!

SMG4: No! Where's my burr-

Saiko hit SMG4 in the face with her hammer.

SMG4: *Sr Pelo earrape scream*

(Y/N): Oof...

Meggy: Mitch, have you got a Nintendo Switch?

Mitch: Unfortunately, no... But I will get one soon!

Meggy: Okie dokie.

Mario: Goddammit... 

(Y/N): What's wrong, Mario?

Mario: There's no spaghetti!

Infinite: Have something else, Mario!

Crystal: Like a hot dog for example!

Meggy: Or ravioli!

Mario: N-no... That's my ex-wife... If spaghetti saw me eating ravioli, she would kill me...

(Y/N): Okay then...?

Mitch: I do have instant noodles-

Meggy: YOU DO?! WHERE?!

Mitch: In the cupboard over there-

Meggy grabbed the instant noodles, and threw them into the microwave.

(Y/N): *Chuckle* You act directly like Mario whenever instant noodles are around, Meggy.

SMG4: W-where's my burrito...?

Mitch: *Sigh* I'll cook up a burrito, SMG4.

SMG4: YEEEEEEAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!

Bowser: Peach, I love you so much!

Tari: Bowser...?

Mitch: Bowser, stop that. You are making the rest of my guests uncomfortable...

Bowser: Bitch, do it look like I care?

Mitch: Uh-

Bowser: NO!!!

Mitch: Okay, okay! Sorry...

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