Chapter 7: Framed Jackal

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Mario: PINGAS PINGAS PINGAS PINGAS!

Bowser: Chicken nuggets!

B0b: WhErE aRe ThE aNiMe TiDdIeS?!

Saiko hit Bob with her hammer, launching him outside.

B0b: Ow, My OvArIeS.

(Y/N): Oof.

Steve: Oh, hi Bob!

B0b: StEvE, wHaT tHe FuCk ArE yOu DoInG?

Steve: I'm building a house!

B0b: UhHhHh...

The building so far was made of dirt and moss stone.

Meggy: Interesting... Choice of materials.

Mario: I know what would make it better!

Steve: Oh? What's that, Mario?

(A few minutes later...)

Mario: All done!

Steve: AH! JESUS CHRIST! OH, FUCK!

B0b: AaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaH! i Am On FiYa!

Steve: NO!!! MY HOUSE!

(Y/N): Mario, all you did was write "Pingas" on a sign in front of the house and started cooking meat in the furnace!

Bowser: I thought I told you guys to keep Mario away from anything kitchen related!

Mario: SHUT THE FUCK UP, GAY BOWSER!

Bowser: Why are you so mean to meh...?

Mitch: Can you guys please clean that up?! I don't want the popo to come over wondering what the hell's going on.

Dylan: I agree... Steve already caused a fucking fire at my house.

Mitch: Ouch. 

(Y/N): I feel like watching something on TV.

Meggy: Me too.

Mitch: But first, the news!

(Y/N): Aww, but the news is boring!

Tari: And I'm playing games!

Mario unplugged the PS4. 

Tari: YOU MANIAC!

Mitch grabbed the remote, and started flicking through the channels.

(Y/N): *Sigh*

Meggy: Wow... Real life TV is even more boring then TV back home!

Dylan: I watch memes instead. 

SMG4: That right there is a man of culture.

Mitch found the news channel, and threw the remote across the room, as it hit Mario in the pingas.

Mario: *Head shrinks* My sack... My sweet sweet sack...

Reporter: Breaking news! Something very, VERY horrible has happened here in London!

Mitch: Uh oh, what could it be?

(Y/N): Hopefully nothing too serious-

Reporter: The Crown Jewels have been stolen!

Mitch spat out his Fanta.

Dylan: EXCUSE ME, BOIS?!

SMG4: Crown Jewels?

Reporter: Police found some evidence to who the suspect is!

Infinite: Huh?

A photo of a few pieces of black fur appeared on the screen.

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