anko's little sunshine

chapter 10: time Skip-team assignments

Naruto and Hinata were sitting next to each other eagerly waiting to hear who their Sensei would be and Iruka umino said." Team 7 will be. Naruto uzumaki mitarashi namikaze. Hinata Hyuga. And shino aburame. Your Sensei is anko mitarashi. Kushina uzumaki.and kakashi hatake." The rest of the teams were announced and to kiba's disappointment he wasn't put on the same team as hinata. Instead he had to put up with emo teme and banshee bitch. Code name for Sakura haruno and Sasuke uchiha. But it makes sense. Since naruto had sworn to always protect hinata and The Hyuga clan and The fact that even The CIVILIAN COUNCIL is afraid of him. It's not like you could just approach hinata and request a date with her without going through naruto's "test" it was no wonder All The men in the village ran for their lives. If there's one person who you want to avoid in konoha. It's The BLOODY FOX of konoha. Naruto uzumaki.  Their Sensei Then showed up and when kakashi saw naruto he said." I'll see you guys later." And Kushina said." And just where are you going kakashi hatake!!??." And kakashi said." As faaaar away from The BLOODY FOX of konoha as possible!!!. Bye bye!!!." Naruto sighed in annoyance and said." Get back here you pervert!!!. Bansho tenin!!!." Kakashi was Then dragged back into the classroom and naruto said anger in his voice." Orange book. My hands. NOW!!!." Kakashi then handed over his copy of icha icha paradise and channeling fire chakra into his hand burned The porn novel. Naruto then said." Anyone else have the same thing on them???" And anko and Kushina said." Don't look at us!!!." Shino then asked." Excuse me kakashi Sensei. But who's this BLOODY FOX of konoha you mentioned???." Kakashi then opened the bingo book to the picture of the BLOODY FOX and said." R.read and you will be able to see what and Who The BLOODY FOX of konoha is." Kakashi said his voice trembling in fear. Shino then realized as he read out loud." Name: naruto uzumaki.
code name:BLOODY FOX of konoha.
Warning: If you encounter him do not engage. Should you see him flee on sight.
He's said to have the rinnegan bloodline and can use multiple other bloodlines like blood release. Rumor has been said that he's already tortured The raikage of kumogakure and is feared by the other kage including the hokage himself. Has earned The name BLOODY FOX of konoha after brutally and mercilessly torturing hundreds of shinobi spies and traitors from konoha and other villages. Even Anbu from konoha and other villages refused to approach him without his family present. If you have any common sense. RUN FOR YOUR LIFE AND DON'T LOOK BACK!!!." Kakashi was now sitting in The corner of the room with his knees against his chest and sucking on his thumb and said." Now you see why I ran away!!!. He is boarder line crazy!!!. I blame you and ibiki anko!!!." Kakashi then went back to sucking his thumb saying." I want my mommy!!!.I want my daddy!!!. Please don't hurt me BLOODY FOX Sama I'll be good. I'll be on time from now on honest!!!. Please don't kill me!!!" Kushina then asked." What up with him???." And anko said." Well let's just say that kakashi was late to an Anbu meeting and the BLOODY FOX was sent to find him. And was dragged back to the meeting. Like a spoiled child
As a sack of potatoes. Everyone at The base was shocked at The mental state of shock he put kakashi in. Hahaha!!!." Kushina then said." Well I guess you finally learned your lesson about punctuality kakashi." And anko said." Naruto. Please fix kakashi's mind." And naruto said." Fine. Ninja art: memory suppression jutsu!!!." Naruto's hands glowed green and put them over kakashi's head. Kakashi then came back to his senses and said." What happened???. And where am I???" And anko said." Did naruto's psychological war games damage you that badly???. We are here to pick up our gennin team. And look who's one of them." And kakashi said." I'm doomed aren't I???." And Kushina said." Yes. Yes you are."

Meanwhile back at The hokage tower tsunade was doing a diagnosis jutsu on her Sensei Hiruzen Sarutobi third hokage of konoha and said." DEAR KAMI!!!. Sarutobi sensei's mind is damaged beyond repair!!!. Who or what could have done this to him!!??. The trauma alone has shattered his ability to speak clearly!!!. All he keeps saying is two words. BLOODY FOX." Everyone stiffened in place at the name as the Anbu, clan Heads civilian council. They All knew who did this and tsunade asked." Is There something you want to say???. Neko???. Tora???. Boar???." And Neko said." Sorry lady tsunade. But we actually value our sanity. The BLOODY FOX of konoha is someone you don't Cross on a bad day if your a pervert. Especially you Lord jiraia." And jiraia asked." And Who is the BLOODY FOX of konoha???. And why should I fear him???." Inoichi yamanaka Then said."  Because Lord jiraia. The BLOODY FOX of konoha. His TRUE name is...." He then looked at ibiki for permission to speak the BLOODY Fox's true Identity. Ibiki nodded yes and jiraia asked." Who is this BLOODY FOX of konoha inoichi!!??." And inoichi said." Your godson. Naruto uzumaki namikaze. And his methods. Especially the ones he uses on perverted men and women like kakashi the hokage and Neko. Even Tsume Inuzuka. Are irreversible. Not even I could repair the amount of trauma done to their minds. And I'm The Best mind walking expert konoha's got. What's that Tell you???. If you think what he's done to The hokage is bad. You don't want to know what kind of emotional torture he puts people through. He's actually gone as far as emotionally tortured Kiba Inuzuka and his companion akamaru. Wich basically sent warning bells off in tsume's Head. And knew that naruto. Is the alpha and Omega he is Kami when you decide to betray the village or kidnap a Hyuga. He will break you apart. One bone at a time. And then he breaks you down mentally. Then finally he plays with your emotions like a shinobi playing with explosive tags." Jiraia just gulped and said." So.... No more icha icha novels being published Then I take it???. What am I supposed to write about now???." And tsunade said." You could always write books about something more educational for once you damn pervert!!!!. Write books about the art of seals. And elemental manipulation of chakra!!!." And jiraia said." Fine. But I don't like it. One way or another I will write icha icha paradise again!!!."  Naruto then appeared and said." If you do that. I'll have to burn every single manuscript of those repulsive books you've been making. Hello inoichi Sama. Have you broken your daughter out of her fan girl phase yet???. Or should I do it for you???." And now it was inoichi's turn to start sweating bullets. He loves his little blonde flower ino. So If he doesn't break her out of the fan girl mentality soon naruto will so he said." No. No. That's not necessary naruto Sama. We're making very slow progress. But progress none The less." And naruto said." Then you aren't pushing her far enough over The edge emotionally. Mentally. Your making progress. But emotionally. You need to keep pushing until she's given up on sasuke uchiha completely." Everyone including tsunade went wide eyed and tsunade said." Your talking about breaking a person to where the only thing that convinces them to give up is fear and panic!!!. To kill The VERY thing that makes a person human!!!. Your going to break her spirit!!!. Is that what you did to Sarutobi sensei's mind!!??."  And naruto said." Yes. Yes I did. And just as inoichi Sama said. When you break a person's spirit the after effects are irreversible to The point that All They know is how to be a hopeless piece of trash." Naruto then walked out of the office chakra and killing intent flaring with The silhouette of a fox and the shinigami. The Fox was obviously the nine tails. But to see the death god itself hovering around naruto like it's closest friend was frightening. And jiraia said." Was I seeing things???. Or did naruto's chakra just give off The illusion of the nine tails and shinigami???." And tsunade said." Your not imagining things jiraia...I saw it also. He's Dead set on torturing you and any other pervert that Crosses his path. Kami help them when they do." And inoichi said." Well... I... Better get going back to my daughter... before naruto works his mind games and breaks her apart."  All The ANBU Then left and said." Good luck with your torture sessions Lord jiraia. Your going to need it."