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The following story contains content such as awesome sex, mind-blowing violence, and folks with mouths that can put South Park out of business. Upon reading, do not try to do anything you read in this story, as you may end up in the hospital like a turkey being eating on Thanksgiving, with bones all over the place. Half the characters and places in the story are purely fictional, so don't fall in love with them or take them seriously. If you are part of a group that promoted wholesome family shows and values, get the hell out. Now! I ain't Barney I don't teach kids to sing and dance and love each other I just write surrealism and dark stories. That's all.

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