Absurd Stories

When he was but a young boy, Ragnvaldr was forced to watch as a roving band of Elvish Mercenaries put his village to the torch and slaughter his people. Helpless and alo...

Liya was loved by her family. But she was framed by her twin for the crime she had not commited, turning their family against her.Cast out and hated by those she loved...

A smut fanfic about a mystery Asian lover with a big plot twist touching on the power of love and how the drive of love can bring two conflicting forces together. It is...

Welcome to the Library of Tales, a realm born from the depths of a despicable mind where logic pirouettes with madness and chaos reigns supreme. Here, the absurd and ext...

#𝑃𝑢𝑟𝑒𝐶ℎ𝑖𝑏𝑖_𝑅𝑒𝑎𝑑𝑒𝑟 〔Řəçæp ßĥøřþ〕 Promptly recap this monster school reverberation series including some memes, quotes qna, truth&dare cursed ships and etc.

Title: Fortress of Solitude (and Foam Darts) In a rare moment of downtime, three of the galaxy's toughest warriors-Master Chief, Doomguy, and Isaac Clarke-build a pillow...

Masa masa SMA adalah masa paling menyenangkan dalam sejarah persekolahan. Hal ini tentu saja dirasakan oleh seluruh siswa dan paling di nanti nanti. Termasuk primadona s...

!! 𝘭𝘰𝘸𝘦𝘳𝘤𝘢𝘴𝘦 𝘪𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘥 !! 𝙖𝙗·𝙨𝙪𝙧𝙙 | : 𝙧𝙞𝙙𝙞𝙘𝙪𝙡𝙤𝙪𝙨𝙡𝙮 𝙪𝙣𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙨𝙤𝙣𝙖𝙗𝙡𝙚, 𝙪𝙣𝙨𝙤𝙪𝙣𝙙, 𝙤𝙧 𝙞𝙣𝙘𝙤𝙣𝙜𝙧𝙪𝙤𝙪𝙨. ↳ the one wor...

Couple or not or Both? 「Each part have more 200 words above warningly.」 𝐴 𝑡𝑒𝑥𝑡𝑖𝑐 - 𝑤ℎ𝑒𝑟𝑒𝑎𝑠 𝓫𝓮𝓽𝔀𝓮𝓮𝓷 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓰𝓪𝓷𝓰 𝓪𝓴𝓪 𝓶𝓸𝓷𝓼𝓽𝓮𝓻 𝓼𝓬𝓱𝓸𝓸�...

India is always known for its beauty and richness. In ancient days people could either recognize India as a land of spice or sages. India is not only admired and envied...

In Laminax Labs, there is guards everywhere, scientists working on chemistry and biology on living human beings. Kat, one of these scientists is always kind to the subje...

In the Middle realm where souls were moving from realm to realm . There was and there is The Keeper of Realms . And he chooses you to clean up Creators mess in AU of MGE...

Clyde Corvid, a lover of birds and chickens, faces a frightening avian ready to kidnap his own chicken. The avian beast demonstrates unknown power, and an odd hyper-fixa...

One day out of nowhere, Kaede is summoned to another world. One eerily similar to New World Online with one key difference. As she treads the same path she once took, Ka...

An anthology of weird stories

*****WATTYS 2015 WINNER!***** WATTPAD STAFF PICK (9/7/15) In the end, the robots win. But you already knew that. "Everyone Died + My iPhone Stopped Working" i...

This book doesn't contain any politics, religion or social topics. But thanks to this book, you can learn one little known fact - some zombies are good at making tea. It...

𝙺𝚎𝚓𝚊𝚍𝚒𝚊𝚗 6 𝚝𝚊𝚑𝚞𝚗 𝚕𝚊𝚕𝚞, 𝚢𝚊𝚗𝚐 𝚖𝚎𝚛𝚞𝚋𝚊𝚑 𝚑𝚒𝚍𝚞𝚙 𝚜𝚎𝚘𝚛𝚊𝚗𝚐 𝚐𝚊𝚍𝚒𝚜 180°. 𝙺𝚎𝚑𝚒𝚕𝚊𝚗𝚐𝚊𝚗 𝚜𝚘𝚜𝚘𝚔 𝚜𝚎𝚘𝚛𝚊𝚗𝚐 𝚢𝚊𝚗𝚐 𝚋𝚎𝚛...

Chuck Colt, a cowardly and highly neurotic ghost, must find a way to reunite his soul to his newly zombified body before dawn, lest his (un)death becomes permanent. ...

[a short story co-written with @ClaireValdez] Lorenzo loved to host massive banquets, but that also meant needing to wash a metric ton of dishes. He used to rely on Ma...