Name: Dave Strider
Race: Human
Age: 16 years
Blood: Candy Red
Class: Cool Kid
Quadrants: <3 Sollux Captor
Cool. Kid. The two words I can't even BEGIN to describe the level of irony and sheer cool you hold. You are the master of irony, your coolness, untouchable, your poker face, un breakable...welll...almost..un breakable......
Okay.
Let's talk quadrants.
Most people are actually surprised you picked up on the whole "quadrants" gig, but it was for, obviously, ironic purposes only... Also sollux insisted.
Speaking of bee boy, he is your matesprit.
Countless times have people inquired as to why you, the king of everything cool, are red for a nerdy alien bee boy.
Now here is a REAL story.
It's also ironic.
Duh.
Sollux had the honor of meeting you about 2 years ago. And let's just say...
It wasn't love at first type.
He had the attitude that he was better than you, even if it was in a "I'm gonna hack your Facebook soooo hard!" kinda of way.
And your ego,
Was havin none of that.
So you decided to give him a little bit of that irresistible strider charm that just leaves them drooling
And boy,
Did me melt like butter in the palm of your hand.
You realize that he isn't full blown nerd, he's more of a cuddle bug. And you can't lie.
You love it.
Ironically.
{] part 1! Alright guys, I'm really sorry about the severe lack of posts, I have been really ill recently, but I'm going to keep writing as long as you are all interested! It's late, and my head is pounding, so part TWOOO will be up as soon as possible. Love yah! [}
