You realize he isn't a full blown nerd, he's more of a cuddle bug, and you can't lie.
You love it.
Ironically.
He tried to make you think you're a cuddle bug too, but nah. You can't fool the strider. You're totally ice cool. Down to the core. Ice. Cool.
When your not hangin out with bee boy, your most likely chillin with Egbert.
Egderp is a nerd too, but he's like, the nerd that couldn't pass science class. He just song intelligent.
At all
You still hang with him though. He enjoys the honor of being in the sheer presence of someone as ironically cool yourself.
Everyone should.
Sometimes Egderp even has a sick rap war with you.
He's never managed to best the strider bane.
Of course.
As for your sick beats, you are the master of raps. Nobody can beat you at your own game. Well, except for bro. He taught you everything you know.
As for bro,
...
...
...
...you don't wanna talk about it...
Never mind. You live by yourself in a 1 story house, just a block of so away from sol's apartment.
You two have been thinking about moving in together for a while, but no plans have been made as of now.
Well, now that you have a bee for a boyfriend, a moron for a best bro, and coolness to freeze Egypt,
Watcha gonna do?
