Seventeen Chatroom

18

A/n: here's a random ass chapter for junhui's birthday,, i needed to update and so- here's this

Babydino: it's junnie's birthday !

Dab8: happy birthday jun~

Shortji: yeah happy birthday you piece of shit

Holyshua: JIHOON THAT WAS SO UNNECESSARY AND HIGHLY INAPPROPRIATE

Shortji: wHAT ?!
Shortji: that's how i show my affection

KingJun: omg jihoon showing me affection ? that's never been heard of

Shortji: yeah ik be thankful

KingJun: ilysm hoonie :')

Shortji: yeah yeah ilyt

Moonwoo: how cute

Shortji: stfu emowoo before i kick you in the balls

Moonwoo: suck them instead

Sunyoung: wonwoo wtf

Holyshua: jEON WONWOO

Shortji: hell no

Moonwoo: :)

KingJun: i wanna see that

Babydino: tbh same

Divaboo: wth is wrong with you all

Shortji: ykw wonwoo suck my dick

Moonwoo: there's not much to suck on, besides, even if i'm on my knees i would still be too tall and i wouldn't reach your dick

Shortji: fuck off

Softgyu: we all know you secretly want him to give you a blowjob ji

Shortji: ykw tree branch dick, sit on a cactus

Memesol: why's everyone talking about dicks though

KingJun: i thought we were gonna talk about my birthday
KingJun: guess not

Daddycheol: you all are disgusting

DK: says the guy who has daddy in his username

Daddycheol: i take back my previous statement

DK: yeah that's what i thought

Angelhan: idk what to say about you guys anymore

Sunyoung: say "stfu or i'll shove my dick down your throat"

Divaboo: you're just as bad as your boyfriend

Sunyoung: where do you think i get it from

Divaboo: touché

Sunyoung: i also learn from his best friend

Babydino: woAh, tEA

Moonwoo: wtf hosh

Sunyoung: i meant that i'm always around him so i learn from him too. the only reason i'm always around him is because i'm always around you, and you're always around him

Moonwoo: yeah that's true

DK: you're also around junhui a lot

Sunyoung: true

KingJun: what's that supposed to mean

DK: you're like, the king of being sexual

KingJun: im the king of everything

Angelhan: ooooOOOOHHHHH I GET IT NOW
Angelhan: I KNOW WHY DINO'S ACTING THE WAY HE IS

Babydino: ??

Angelhan: JUNHUI GET AWAY FROM MY PURE BABY DONT TAINT HIS SOUL

Babydino: im already tainted, mind and body

Memesol: fym and body ??

Babydino: ;)

Holyshua: DID JUNHUI, GOD FORGIVE ME FOR MY LANGUAGE BUT, DID JUNHUI FUCK YOU ?!

Babydino: no but i wish
Babydino: and i was kidding about the body part

Holyshua: jesus christ i was so upset and worried for a moment omg

Babydino: but i do still have a vibrator
Babydino: thanks cheol and jiji hyung

Shortji: please don't bring that up to me

Daddycheol: thank hoshi he forced us to buy it for you

Sunyoung: i was just being a good hyung

Angelhan: "good hyung"

Sunyoung: what ? i was giving him what he wanted

Dab8: istfg sometimes i want to disassociate myself from you all

Divaboo: do it, we won't mind

Softgyu: minghao : never mentions seventeen again on his instagram account , minghao : i disassociated myself from the group :D

Dab8: shut up mingyew

Softgyu: okay 😚

Memesol: wtf 😂

DK: YOU ALL ARE WEIRD

KingJun: i thought it was my birthday

Daddycheol: oh shit you right

Angelhan: do you want me to make you dinner junnie~?

KingJun: im going out with minghao

Dab8: ✌️🤙

Moonwoo: happy birthday jun ❤️

KingJun: thanks

Shortji: hey jun, can you do me a favor though ?

KingJun: sure

Shortji: when you get back, don't fuck minghao too loud, i'll probably be asleep and i don't want to be waken up by your moans

Memesol: omg
Memesol: true though

KingJun: i'll try but no promises

A/n: annnnd happy birthday to my beautiful, amazing, talented chinese king, wen junhui 💕 i love him so much wow sorry wonwoo but he came first. also, sorry minghao and mingyu but like i said he came first 😌💗