a totally normal trip to the grocery store

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What you need to know

Peter is Tony and Pepper's biological son, his nano suit was damaged in a recent fight so he has been using his first suit ( the one Tony have him not the one he made) . they are both aware of his superhero identity and support him unconditionally

Peter sat up on the roof of a building on the far side queens keeping an ear out for crime, it had been relatively quiet evening and he was planning on heading home when he was alerted to an incoming call from his mom "hey Mom what's up ?" He inquired "hey Pete , I was just wondering if you were almost finished on patrol" "yeah actually I was just thinking about heading back now"

"Great, I was just wondering if you could pick up a few things from the store. I would but I've got a conference call in 5 minutes and your father's in a meeting with the director of Sheild "

Her voice quivered slightly something only people who knew here well would know was from stress

"Yeah of course Mom what do you need"he asked "I'll send KAREN the list, thanks Peter, love you"

"No problemo Mom, love you too, bye"

There was a beep as Pepper put down, immediately followed by a relatively long list of items, he prepared to jump of the building when realisation hit him.

He had forgotten that he was in his suit. The suit that he only wore shorts under, he longingly remembered his backpack sitting at the end of his bed back at the tower, a pair of jeans and a shirt folded neatly among his homework books for occasions such as this.

He internally sighed "oh well shopping in spandex it is" he muttered under his breath before jumping of the roof in the direction of the closest store.

_-_-_-_-_-_-_-Time skip _-_-_-_-_-_-_-

The automatic doors expanded with a hiss, cold air hitting Peter's mask along with the tinge of cardboard and cleaning detergent, he shiverd and slowly stepped in. Looking around he grabbed a trolly and checked for the first things on the list

1. Coffee ( obviously everyone )

2. Flour, eggs & chocolate chips ( for uncle Bucky's delicious cookies and pancakes )

3. Pop-Tarts (definitely Thor's )

4. Shaving cream ( probably dads, or uncle Steve's)

5. Pinneapple (what ???)

6. Pads/ tampons ( either mum, Wanda's or aunt Tasha's)

e.c.t...

He metaly checked of who had asked for what, just incase any of the items were bought with the intentions of a prank. Everything looked relatively normal for the mismatch family

Everything except the pineapple. Why the fuck would someone want a pineapple? ( sorry cap )

He sighed whoever wanted the pineapple was messed up in the head,he knew he would regret buying it later...

He was pulled out of his train of thought by a throat being cleared

"Might I ask what you are doing?" A young woman who looked to be in her late twenties or early thirties asked her green eyes gleaming with curiosity and confusion

"Um.... shopping?" Peter manged to say the answer coming out more like a question

Her thin eyebrows knotted together "but aren't you like..a superhero?"

"Yes"

"Then why are you shopping ?"

"..well somebody has to"

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