Spiderman/ Superfamily One Shots

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"Mr Stark, Peter has just awoken from his nap and seems to be in slight distress at your absence" came Friday's voice my ear i groaned my poor baby ,I had been in this in my opinion unesasary  debriefing for far to long. I looked up confused at the silence that know radiated of the team,they were all staring at me "did you have something to share stark ?" Came that incredibly annoying voice of captain righteousness , "no something important came up so if you'll excuse me for a moment" I said before standing up and leaving to go find Peter

That is America's ass's POV

"What the hell was that" clint asked "maby one of his side girls called" Sam snickered  there was a murmur of agreement ,a few snorts of laughter   from the team and a stern glare from Natasha.whe waited for stark to rejoin us ,theorising about what he was doing,when he finally rejoined us what happened was to say the least, unexpected

Irondad's POV

I pushed the door to the conferance room balancing Peter on my hip as he animatedly talked about the new star wars Lego set Ned  had gotten for his birthday

" and he said that it had over a 400  pieces and even though I don't really like star wars cause like  star trek is way better I want to help Ned build it cause he was really really ex excited and could I go to his house and build it with him on tomorrow?" He finished his story and looked up at me with his big doe brown eyes "me or mummy will have to call Ned's mummy and daddy but if they say yes then of course you can help Bambi" I said kissing his curls

"Yes " he said pumping his fist in the air

I smiled at him before looking up at the dumbfounded group of Misfits (  not including the amazing Tasha who of course already new cause she knows everything)" care to explain" came the confused voice ( 333 words birtches )
Of Steve Rogers snapping my angel of a son out of his happy celebration

No one's POV

"Omg it's Hawkeye " Peter started, clint beemed and being acknowledged

"Omg dad it's Bruce banner" whispered a starstruck Peter stark

His cheeks had turned red as he stared at the genius

"Dad,dad, it's Bruce banner ,it's Bruce banner dad oh my god your" Peter fanboyed

"Yeah kid the -h"" coolest scientists ever I wanna be just like you and daddy when I grow up" Peter smiled ear to ear and Bruce looked like he was about to burst into tears

"Hey Bambi no hug for me" Natasha asked fake sadness in her eyes

Peter giggled and ran over to her "aunty Tasha" he said before she squished him into a big mama bear hug 

ты был хорош для своей мамы и папы? ( Have you been good for your mum and dad?)

"Yeah and guess what? ... I get to go to a play date tomorrow and me and Ned are going to build LEGOs " Peters eye's shinned

"No way" she grinned "yes way" he replied nodding his head up and down really fast 

Steve raised an eyebrow in confusion since when did Nat act soft?

"Can someone please explain who this is and whats going on " he asked

Well ...um ...you see ...um ...well Tony stuttered

"I'm Peter Parker Benjamin Stark biological son of Tony stark and pepper Stark ... And I had a nightmare so my daddy was helping me" Peter stated before his father could answer

What? The part of the team who hadn't pieced the information (mostly Steve and Sam) gasped

What? Tony innocently replied

Sorry that was so shit,anyway yeah I just wanted to say I do have a bunch of one shots that will be out by the end of my school holidays which is in 4 weeks ( I haven't even started them yet ) also remember  

It's the unspoken truth of humanity that you crave subjugation. The bright lure of freedom diminishes your life's joy in a mad scramble for power. For identity. You were made to be ruled. And I will rule. JK or am I
- Loki out mothertruckers