JOKE 9: BRIDE AND GROOM

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JOKE : 9


During the wedding rehearsal, the groom approached the pastor
with an unusual offer. "Look, I'll give $100 if you'll change the wedding vows.

When you get to me and the part where I'm to promise to 'love, honor and obey' and 'forsaking all others, be faithful to her forever,' I'd appreciate it if you'd just leave that part out." He passed the minister a $100 bill and walked away satisfied.
It is now the day of the wedding, and the bride and groom has moved to that part of ceremony where the vows are exchanged. When it comes times for the groom's vows, the pastor looks the young man in the eye and says:
"Will you promise to prostate yourself before her, obey her every
command and wishes, serve her breakfast in bed every morning of your life and swear enternally before god and your lovely wife that you will not even look at another women, as long as you both shall live?"
The groom gulped and looked around, and said in a tiny voice "Yes".
The groom leaned towards the pastor and hissed, "I thought we had a deal?"
The pastor put the $100 into his hand and wishperedweekdays
She made me a much better offer".
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Cause the sky is black at night.
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No, that is not the actual reason. I have schools on weekdays
(isn't that obvious). So, I don't get much time (we are getting more class tests nowadays because exams are coming).

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