A trip to the zoo with a dysfunctional (but awesome) family

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Peter is 6 in this he is already has Spider powers.  Peter is Tony's adopted son.

"Okay, everybody I'm going to call out partners." Steve said.

"Wait, can I chose my own?" Natasha asked. When Steve nodded, Natasha quickly scanned the number of people and said, "I'm going alone. There are odd numbers."

Steve did not argue. Peter tugged on Tony's sleeve. "Dad, when can we go?"

"Soon, kid." Tony replied. "I want to go see lion!" Peter squealed. Tony nodded. "Okay, kid. Later."

"As I was saying, Wanda you go with Tony; Scott you with Pete; Buck come with me; the two birds are together; gods together and Nat's alone. Check in every one hour and meet back here 3 sharp. Got it? Let's go. And keep your identities a secret." Steve said. The team nodded and split up.

One hour later

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America'sAss: Me and Buck are at the monkeys

мама паук: at the spiders enclosure

Birdbrain: birds

IAmIronMan: polar bears
IAmIronMan: @Birdbrain what's new

GodOfThunder: WE ARE AT THE PENGUINS

America'sAss: stop with the Caps lock Thor

GodOfThunder: Okay, America of Captain

America'sAss: 🙄

Ant-man: uh guys?
Ant-man: i lost the spider kid

IAmIronMan: SCOTT! R u kidding me?

Ant-man: no...

IAmIronMan: ONE JOB AND YOU LOSE MY SON!!!!!!
IAmIronMan: 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡

мама паук: chill ton. We'll find the паук-мальчик

Birdbrain2.0: stop with the Russian nat we cant understand

BuckBuck: i can

Birdbrain2.0: obvs

IAmIronMan: stop arguing
IAmIronMan: just find my kid
IAmIronMan: scott when did u last c him

Ant-man: uh idk

IAmIronMan: screw u scott
IAmIronMan: he said he wanna go to see the lion

мама паук: i'm there
мама паук: and i c pete
мама паук: he's in the enclosure

IAmIronMan: WHAT!!!!
IAmIronMan: let's go get that spider

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The team quickly met up and went to the lion's enclosure, where Natasha was waiting. "Took you long enough."

Tony peered into the enclosure. True enough, Peter was in there. And he looked terrified. "Dad!" He wailed.

Tony immediately leaped into the enclosure, taking Peter out. The team heaved a sigh of relief that Peter was safe. They left.

The next day

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As soon as Tony saw it, he groaned. "Pep! Get a press conference!" He yelled.




Edited on 10/02/20

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