TFP Ship Reactions

Megatron X Optimus

Me: THE FIRST SHIP IS HERE!

Ratchet: Oh good lord. It better not involve me or so help me...

Me: Don't get your wires in a bunch Hatch.

Ratchet: DON'T CALL ME THAT!

Miko: Can we just get on with it?! I wanna react to the ship!

Me: Ok ok! Let me just get the cons over here.

Everyone but me: WHAT?!?!

Me: *Does the hype and then claps.*

Megatron, Starscream, Soundwave, Shockwave, Knockout, and a living Breakdown appear out of thin air. Knockout is just shocked then immediately hugs Breakdown and Breakdown hugs back. Then they let go since Starscream and Soundwave were making kissy faces.

Megatron: What is the meaning of thi- AUTOBOTS! Decepticons, attack!

Cons: Try to online weapons but can't.

Me: I offlined everyone's weapons before I summoned you guys here. Anyway, now I can reveal the Optitron photo! *Does the work snap and the photo above pops into the screen*

Meagtron and Optimus: State wide eyed, has dropped, both blushing slightly.

Everyone else is either laughing or staring jaw dropped. Bee immediately hurls 10 blankets onto Raph before he sees the photo.

Me: This is honestly one of my 2 favorite ships ever, so I obviously ship this! Your turn Miko!

Miko: *Tried to stop laughing* Th-That is the m-most amazing thing I've ever s-seen! Also, you guys were best friends on Cybertron right? You two are SOO perfect! I ship it!

Megatron's jaw just drops more as Optimus is just staring at Miko with disbelief.

Miko: What? Opposites attract!

Jack: Miko!

Me: She's right ya know.

Jack: Fan Girl!

Me: It's your turn Jack.

Jack: *Thinks for a minute* Actually... They aren't a bad couple when you really think about it...

Starscream, Knockout, Smokescreen, Wheeljack and Miko just bust up laughing. Breakdown and Bee just snicker, while Arcee, Bulk and Ratch grin.

Me: Ok next!

Raph: I don't know how I feel about this ship honestly. They look good together but it also doesn't work.

Bee: While I HATE this photo, not pg btw!, this ship kinda works for me.

Smokey: I don't like it, but I can see it.

Arcee: It's funny,but Authors and Decepticons shouldn't be together. Not even as friends.

Ultra Magnus, Shockwave, and Wheeljack nod.

Me: Prejudice! Anway, who's next?

Bulkhead: Well... I don't see it. While I believe that Boys and Cons shouldn't ever be together, a spark calling us a spark calling and shouldn't be stopped.

Miko and I: *Makes gagging noises* Mushy!

Starscream: *Smirks* You two are SOOO perfect for each other.

Megatron: *Glared at Starscream and chases him with Starscream just... Screams and runs*

Everyone else: Rolls their optics.

Me: While I find this maxing to watch, let's keep going. KO?

KO: DONT CALL ME THAT! Anyway, I can see it. They're both not the worst looking mechs, and they look so good together.

Almost everyone face palms.

Me: Of course that's what you'd pay attention too...

Breakdown: It won't work, but I see it.

Shockwave: This "ship" is completely illogical.

Soundwave: 👍😁👬💖 pops up on his visor.

Everyone is just in stunned silence.

Me: Ok... Didn't see that coming... Anyway! Now it's time for the lovely couple! You guys have to tell each other how you feel about eachother!

Miko: *Smirks* OOOOOOOOOO

Optimus and Megatron blush ever so slightly.

Optimus: Well... I believe you are only corrupted with anger... I still believe that the kind gladiator from Kaon is still in their somewhere...

Megatron: Well... I um... I guess I do miss the sweet, shy, determined clerk from Lacon...

Miko and I: AWWWWWWW!

Me: Anyway, that's it for this chapter! See ya guys later!

Miko: WAIT! What's the next ship?! I need to prepare for the greatness!

Me: I guess a little spoiler won't hurt. It features Ratchet.

Ratchet: WHAT?!?!?!