Optimus X Ratchet

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Me: This was requested by one of my best friends here, daughterofprimus15 !

Ratchet: ... I will kill her...

Me: *Optics turn black with a red flint* YOU WOULDNT DARE YA GLITCH CAUSE I WILL CHOP OFF YOUR HELM, OPEN YOUR TANKS, AND SHOVE YOUR HELM IN YOUR GUT! Ya got it?!

Everybody just nods quickly, worried about their safety.

Me: Anyhoo! Here it is guys! The amazing Ratchimus ship!

Reveals the photo which makes Ratchet and Optimus both have a glitch. Ratchet fients.

Optimus: WHAT THE FRAG?!?! *Secretly, his cooling fans kick on*

Everyone else either States stunned or is laughing. Bee hurls Raph into his vehicle mode.

Bee: *Glares at me* Are you CAPABLE of picking pg photos?!?!

Me: *Shrugs* Most likely not. Anywaaaaaay, REACTION TIME GLITCHES!

Miko: I KNEW THEY HAD SOMETHING GOING ON!

Everyone but me: *Gaping at her*

Miko: What?

Jack: Ok then we didn't need to know that... But no, I don't ship it, but I can see it happening which makes me concerned for myself.

Optimus: *Can't look away from the photo* (In his brain: WTF Why is this happening to me?!?!)

Raph: I can see it happening, but it's weird.

Bee: No, no, and NO!

Arcee: Honestly it wouldn't be hard to believe if this happened.

Me: OMP ARCEE SHIPS IT! *Crashes then wakes up immediately*

Bulkhead: Um... I'm out. *Walks to his berthroom*

Me: So he's too shocked by the beauty to speak. Good answer. NEXT!

Wheeljack: Sunshine and boss bot are cool. I feel like we all know who's be the demanding one in the relationship.

A wrench just slams into his helm.

Wheeljack: OW! HEY!

Ratchet: I knew what was intended in that statement and IM NOT DEMANDING!

Everyone but OP: *Internally saying that he is and needs to be put in a mental asylum*

Ultra Magnus: I don't agree with this... Ship.

Megatron: Its funny and I can TOTALLY see it. *Secretly jealous*

Cons: *Nod in agreement to Megs* We ship it.

Megatron: But I don't ship it.

Me: Time for the mushy slag. HATCHET! OPPY! Tell each other your feelings for each other.

Ratchet looks ready to blow up at the nickname and Optimus is blushing at the nickname.

Ratchet: DON'T CALL ME THAT! Anyway, Optimus is a dear friend, and I have never felt romantically towards him. He's loyal, kind, and forgiving, which is what makes him amazing. *Doesn't mention that he has a slight crush on him*

Optimus: *Still blushing* I... Ratchet is an old friend, and will always be my best friend, to which I can rely on, and talk to about just anything. *Mumbles* And count on to put me in line...

Me: THATS IT FOLKS! I hope you enjoyed this chapter of TFP Ship Reactions! Next up features my Con senpai, STARSCREAM!

Raph, Miko, and Back state at me shocked and creeped out.

The humans: HE'S YOUR SENPAI?!

Me: Yeah I know. I have issues. PEACE!

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