How to Write Michael Jackson Fanfiction

"Revenge"

So I've been reading lately and I notice a... recurring pattern. Not much in Michael Jackson fanfiction as Chris Brown fanfiction, but fanfic is fanfic is fanfic.

So basically, Michael is with a girl, let's just call her Tree, for namesake. And of course, they go out to dinner and while Tree is in the bathroom, someone comes to rape her.

But Tree's scream is heard all the way across the restaurant by Michael, and only Michael.

So Michael runs over and beats the crap out of the guy and just so happens to forget to call the cops.

Typical.

So this guy wants revenge and hits Michael with his car.

Or

In the case that Michael is dating a girl, let's call her Grass. Now Grass isn't the nicest person, so when Michael dumps Grass for Tree, stuff goes down.

And the only sensible way of revenge Grass can think of is to hit Tree with her car.

Again, typical.

But my absolute favorite part is when all that happens is that Tree wakes up scratchless, but with amnesia,  so of course Michael must get her to fall in love with him again. You know, when he takes her home the day after her accident.