How to Write Michael Jackson Fanfiction

STDs...

So obviously, the female character, we'll call her Queen, is a saint.

So that means Michael makes all the mistakes in the relationship (duh).

So of course, in his series of fatal flaws, he cheats on Queen.

Most girls would confront him. Maybe drop him.

Nah.

So Queen dials up Marlon and goes over to his house for a fun evening before retreating home.

Because it ALWAYS happens that when your boyfriend cheats on you, no worries, if he has a brother, just sleep with him, no big deal.

And in the case that your boyfriend/ husband is MICHAEL JACKSON

Oh boy, are you in luck.

A FIVE brother variety.

It's basically an all you can eat buffet.

Just better.

Depending on your viewpoint.

But like, Queen I hope you understand that just about every sexually active person wants to know your secret.

Are you STD repellent or