Aragon:
Devorced
Boylen:
Beheaded
Seymour:
Died
Cleaves:
Devorced
Howard:
Beheaded
Parr:
Survived
Aragon:
And tonight we are...
All:
Live!
Aragon:
Listen up! Let me tell you a story.
Boylen:
A story that you think you've heard before.
Seymour:
We know you know our name, our fame and our faces.
Cleaves:
All of the gloryes and the descrases.
Howard:
I'm done 'cause all this time I was just one word in a stupid ryme!
Parr:
So I picked up a pen and a microphone.
All:
History's about to get overthrone.
Aragon:
Devorced
Boylen:
Beheaded
Seymour:
Died
Cleaves:
Devorced
Howard:
Beheaded
Parr:
Survived
All:
But just for you tonight, we're devorced, beheaded, live!
All:
Welcome to the show, to the historemix. We're switching up the flow as we add the prefix. Everybody knows that we used to be six wives.
Raising up the roof 'till we hit the seiling. Get ready for the truth that will be reavealing. Everybody knows that we used to be six wives. But now we're ex-wives!
Aragon:
All you ever hear and read about.
Boylen:
Is our ex and the way it ended.
Seymour:
But a pear doesn't beat a royal flush.
Cleaves:
You're gonna find out how we got unfriended.
Howard:
Tonight we're gonna do our selves justice, 'cause we're taking you to court.
Parr:
Every Trudor rose has its torns. And you're gonna hear them live in consort.
Aragon:
Devorced
Boylen:
Beheaded
Seymour:
Died
Cleaves:
Devorced
Howard:
Beheaded
Parr:
Survived
All:
But just for you tonight, we're devorced, beheaded, li-i-i-ive!
All:
Welcome to the show, to the historemix. We're switching up the flow as we add the prefix. Everybody knows that we used to be six wives.
Raising up the roof 'till we hit the seiling. Get ready for the truth that will be reavealing. Everybody knows that we used to be six wives. But now we're ex-wives!
All:
Devorced!
Aragon:
My name's Catherine of Aragon. I was married twenty-four years, I'm a paragon. Of royalty. My loyalty is to The Vatican. So if you try to dump me, you won't try that again.
All:
Beheaded!
Boylen:
I'm that Boylen girl and I'm up next. See, I broke England from the church. Yeah I'm that sexy. Why did I loose my head? Well my sleeves may be green but my lipstick is red.
All:
Died!
Seymour:
Jane Seymour, the only he truely loved.
All except Seymour:
Rude!
Seymour:
When my son was newly born, I died. But I'm not what I seem, or am I? Stick around and you'll suddenly see more.
All:
Devorced!
Cleaves:
Ich bien Ann of Cleaves!
All:
Ja!
Cleaves:
When he saw my portrait he was like
All:
Ja!
Cleaves:
But I didn't look as good as I did in my pic. Funny how we all discuss that but never Henry's little d-
Howard:
Pick up your ears for the Katherine who lost her head.
All:
Beheaded!
Howard:
For my promisquity outside of wed. Lock up your husbands and lock up your sons. K. Howard is here, and the fun's begun!
All:
Survived!
Parr:
Five down, I'm the final wife. I saw him to the end of his life. I'm the survivor, Catherine Parr. I bet you wanna know how we got this far. I said I bet you wanna know fow we got this far?
All:
Well tonight we'll let you know how we got this far.
All:
Welcome to the show, to the historemix. We're switching up the flow as we add the prefix. Everybody knows that we used to be six wives.
Get your hands up, get this party bursting. You wanna queen be, well there's half a dozen. Everybody knows that we yoused to be six wives.
All:
A-a-aahhhh
All:
But now we're ex-wives!
All:
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Five....
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