Cleaves:
Welcome to the house
All:
To the Haus of Holbein
Ja, ooh ja, das ist gut
Ooh ja, ja
The Haus of Holbein
Aragon:
Hans Holbein goes around the world
Parr:
Painting all of the beautiful girls
Boylen:
From Spain!
Seymour:
To France
Cleaves:
And Germany
Howard:
The king chooses one
All:
But which one will it be?
Aragon and Boylen:
You bring the corsets
Cleaves and Seymour:
We'll bring the cinches
Parr:
No one wants a waist over nine inches
All:
So what, the makeup contains lead poison?
Howard:
At least your complexion will bring all the boys in
All:
Ignore the fear and you'll be fine. We'll turn this vier into a nine. So just say 'ja' and don't say 'nein'
Parr:
'cause now you're in the house
All:
In the Haus of Holbein!
Ja, ooh ja, das ist gut
Ooh ja, ja
The Haus of Holbein
Boylen:
We must make sure the princesses look great
When their time comes for a Holbein portrait
Cleaves:
We know what all the best inventions are
To hold everything up
Howard:
Ja, it's wunderbar
Aragon:
For blonder hair, then you just add a magical ingredient
Seymour:
From your bladder
Parr:
Try these heels, so high it's naughty
All:
But we cannot guarantee that you'll still walk at forty
Ignore the fear and you'll be fine. We'll turn this vier into a nine. So just say 'ja' and don't say 'nein'
Parr:
'cause now you're in the house
All:
In the Haus of Holbein!
Ooh ja, das ist gut
Ooh ja, ja
The Haus of Holbein
