"Okay we're gonna get you down but dude we really gotta hurry" Zander said climbing up to the top "Michael, push him up"
Michael tried to push him up but could not "He's too heavy.. whew.." Michael stopped trying and Jeffrey fell back again pushing his underwear deeper into his butt and crushing his balls. "AHHH! Come on guys OW!" Jeffrey yelled
Zander realized he was going to have to climb to the top and try and unsnag the briefs from the top, so he climbed to the very top and sat down on the top of the fence, and saw Jeffrey's exposed butt and sighed, while trying to unhook him, but it was too tight
"DO YOU EVEN WIPE?? .... MY GOD.... and you are really stuck on here Jeffrey... *sigh*." Zander said "And by the way why do you still wear tighty whities?? Haven't you learned by now with all the wedgies you get at school??"
"They are comfortable man, what can I say!" Jeffrey argued but thought it through in his mind, remembering all the wedgies he gets at school
"Sorry Jeffrey but we need to hurry" Michael said as he grabbed onto Jeffrey's legs pulling him hard
"AHHHHHH!" Jeffrey yelled as his underwear went deeper then he ever imagined, with a loud rip Jeffrey was still stuck
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Ironic Malfunction
Short Story3 boys set out to find girls at the park, but take an unplanned wedgie detour of embarrassing mishaps.
