"But we..." Michael said but was the cut off
"Bye boys" one of the girls was shooing them off
They sighed and turned around and walked back, and heard hysterical laughter from the girls. "BWAHAHAHAHAHA"
The boys turned and saw they were laughing at them
"NEED A NEW SET OF PANTS ZANDER? HAHA" one girl slightly pulled at his pants
"LET ME FIX YOUR TIGHTY WHITIES JEFFREY" Jeffrey's crush pulled at his ripped briefs hanging out
"I SEE CAN MICHAEL'S CRACK FROM SPACE HAHA" one girl took pictures
The 3 of them were red, and ran back home, then laughing at everything that had just happend
"They were totally digging us" Michael said
"Hell yeah, heheh" Zander highfived them both
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Ironic Malfunction
Short Story3 boys set out to find girls at the park, but take an unplanned wedgie detour of embarrassing mishaps.
