They went to the top and saw Jeffrey lying on the dirt at the bottom of the fence with his long ripped off white waistband all stretched out, hanging from the top of the fence, meanwhile the remains of the fabric were still hanging out of his pants, they helped him up then they all looked at each other and started laughing.
"We still have a chance! Let's go!" Zander said as he ran down the hill, as Jeffrey and Michael followed, not thinking about how they looked at the moment, just the girls.
They see the girls sitting together in the grass, and ran right to them, Michael getting there first
"Hey ladies, hahaaa" Michael said in so much confidence as he was bumped into by Zander then Jeffrey
"Sorry were late we... got into some trouble" Jeffrey said putting his hand to the top of his sweaty head
The girls looked them in confusion and disgust "Um... what the hell you guys smell like garbage." One of them gagged
"Uhhh you guys look tired, are you ok.." Jeffrey's crush said, embarrassed that he wasn't presentable
"Pshh were fine don't even worry, about it we were just.. working out, yeah working out" Zander said
"Theres a hole in your pants, uh - Zander is it?" One girl pointed out, and Zander Immediately covered it
"Yeah I'm Zander uhh.. heh don't know how that got there.. ha" Zander said clearly embarrassed
"Well, you guys should go home and sleep or something, you look like zombies ... and take showers please, Jesus." the other girls agreed
YOU ARE READING
Ironic Malfunction
Short Story3 boys set out to find girls at the park, but take an unplanned wedgie detour of embarrassing mishaps.
