WARNING- you might laugh
I could eat a bowl of alphabet soup and shit out a smarter statement than whatever you just said.
Sorry, I didn't get that. I don't speak bullshit.
Can you die of constipation? I ask because I'm worried about how full of shit you are. (I used this on my cheating boyfriend once)
Do your parents even realize they're living proof that two wrongs don't make a right? ( OMGoodness)
I'm not a proctologist, but I know an asshole when I see one.
I'm trying my absolute hardest to see things from your perspective, but I just can't get my head that far up my ass. ( one of my favorites)
Your ass must be pretty jealous of all the shit that comes out of your mouth.
This is mainly for your laughs. Recite these in your mind if someone is giving you a hard time. You dont even have to say it out loud
YOU ARE READING
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RandomIf you are a girl like me ( you are welcome to read this) here are some smart remarks to use if someone bullies you. they will catch them off guard and they will be like " woah i should leave her alone she dont put up with BS. If you want some posit...
