Nintendo Texting Stories.

💥The Big Four💥

Link, Zelda, Mario and Peach has entered the chat.

Zelda: Remember boys, play nicely!

Mario: I will if HE will!

Link: Come on man, I was drunk, it was an accident!

Mario: How is grabbing my phone, unlocking it and turning the language to Arabic an accident?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

Peach: Wait what?

Link: Awww come on, it was funny!

Zelda: Link!

Link: Sorry honey 😐

Mario: Ha! Are you scared of Zelda?

Link: No, I just know that she doesn't like arguments and I don't wanna hurt her feelings.

Zelda: Whatever makes you sleep at night 😂

Peach: So, anyways... I'm bored.

Link: Let me guess... You're stuck in Bowser's cage and he still won't let you have Netflix in there? 😒

Peach: Nah he let me get Netflix last time he captured me. But I really wanted to watch a Disney film but that's on NowTV.

Mario: wow.

Zelda: Anyways... How about a little competition?

Link: Like what?

Zelda: How about you two tell us your best pick up lines and me and Peach will judge them?

Mario: I'm game.

Peach: Sounds interesting.

Zelda: Go!

Link: We may not make a full Triforce but you know what kind of force I'll be using on you later 😉

Peach: Meh, not bad.

Zelda: I'm agreeing with Peach.

Mario: I'll get your waterworks started 😉

Peach: XD smooth

Zelda: Real smooth 👌

Link: Do my eyes device me or am I looking at the Goddess Nayru? No? The Goddess Hylia then.

Zelda: Meh.

Peach: Meh.

Mario: I've got the right tool for the job 😉

Peach: XD

Zelda: 👌

Link: Let's do some maths together. We add a bed, subtract the clothes, decide our legs and let's multiply.

Zelda: Ew.

Peach: weird and gross ................................................... I like it.

Link: Dafuq! I only threw that one in there for fun!

Mario: Are you a Goomba? Cus I'd jump on you. 😉

Peach: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Zelda: 10/10

Link: I like your clothes. Were they on sale? Cus if you were round my house right now, they would be 100% off 😉

Peach: I gotta admit, that was pretty boss.

Zelda: Yeah, it was alright.