( If you're that desperate, skip the intro right into the fun, next chapter ;) )
Hi HERRO,
It's mee again, :) I'm here to write some smut now, bear in mind this isn't going to be my next main fanfiction, just something to keep you guys entertained until the real one comes later
( especially since many of you guys were disappointed by the lack of smut last fanfic 0-0 )
This won't be updated daily, just something I can work in here and then, :D
Oh and the most important part, this isn't thy average smut, where one gets on the other person and just do normal buttsex things,
THIS SMUT IS FAR FROM NORMAL, EXPECT MAGICAL KATANAS TAKING OFF CLOTHES WITH ONE SWIPE, GENIES THAT MAKE ONES DICK BIGGER, INTERNAL BLEEDING, BEING IN A WHEELCHAIR FOR A WEEK, EROTIC TOYs ( Oh god ), AND THE MY FAVORITE, WE ONLY WEAR PINK ON WEDNESDAY. ( it'll make sense later ;) )
AND @DIAMOND_MINING IS HELPING. SO IT'S ME AND JAMES WRITING SOME FUCKED UP SHIT. YOU GUYS SHOULD LIKE HIDE OR RUN. UNLESS YOU'LL ACTUALLY READ A SMUT FANFIC WHERE JEROME SHAVES MITCH THE OGRE. ITS NEVER OGRE. ~ Brendon
So yeah, now that you know what's coming up, and you think you can handle the dirty randomness, by all means, go forth and have nightmares about these things! :D haha! See ya!
Happy reading? :P
YOU ARE READING
Book of Funny smut (MC)
FanfictionOf book of smut basically, not just any smut, FUNNY SMUT! :D Hope to give you a good chuckle with these hilarious but dirty, little stories of Smut. Ships may very, I don't promise to do them all. ( Read at you own risk, contains very adult things...
