Multiverse of Izuku midoriya

[06]

"It all started with a glowing baby, then suddenly superpowers began appearing everywhere, and because i don't believe in coincidences i can only speculate that this random glowing baby born is some random Japanese hospital was responsible for everything"Izuku said "Deku i just asked to borrow a pen what are you on about?"Bakugo replied "WHAT I'M SAYING IS THAT HYPOTHETICALLY IF I WERE TO EAT THAT GLOWING BABY!"Izuku said

"wait what did he say?" class A said simultaneously "He said that he wanted to hypothetically eat a glowing baby whats so hard to follow?"Aizawa said "Sir when did you get here?"Ida asked "I've been here since the begging" He responed "Ok?" everyone except Bakugo and Todoroki still disputing on why Todoroki called him a hoe

"i am not helping you hypothetically eat that baby" "but why Kachan?" "Because it be illegal.... oh and wrong deferentially morally wrong so stop wasting my time with your cannibalistic fantasies" "should i go back to fantasizing about using a sample of your DNA to extract your powers and claim them as my own then?" "what no that is not ok stop that!" "your right quirks don't work like that after all fantasizing about being a superhero is a really pathetic thing to wast your time on when your quirkless hahaha"

"Okay in this universe Midoriya is Qurik less" Sero said "Must be hard" Kri said

"seriously if you really want a quirk that bad you can try what I've been suggesting to you ever since we were kids" "you just keep telling me to kill myself!?" "well have you tried it?" "No" " exactly what if your quirk is immortality? you never know" "what if it isn't and i still wouldn't know!?" "True but attest you wouldn't try to eat glowing babies" "HYPOTHETICALLY!!" "LISTEN AM I GETTING A PEN OR WHAT!!!!"

"Oh right he asked for a pen but then Midoriya went on about trying to eat glowing babies!"Toru said "Are we going to Ignore that Bakuhoe told Midoriya to KYS?"Todoroki said "FOR THE LAST TIME ICY-HOT BASTARD I'M NOT A HOE!"Bakugo yelled at Todoroki "But i mean you might not be a hoe 'FUCKIN FINALLY YOU KNOW THAT!' but i mean you must be gay right?" Todoroki Questioned thus sparking a new war that ended with bakugo and kri my boi ending up together or not idc

*Intro plays* "Can't believe he stole my pen AGAIN at least it's just a pen this time and not like a calculator or something those things are fricking expensive, honestly for someone wanting to be the worlds greatest hero he sure likes to steal things..... from me at least, OH LOOK AT ME I'M ASPIRING HERO BIG BOOM BOOM MAN I LIKE TO STEAL PENS AND SHOVE THEM UP MY NOSE!!!" Izuku said while walking in the iconic tunnel "Big boom boom man? what is your quirk the ability to cry like an infant?" Sludge man said "wait what AH AUGR"Izuku yelled "I'll admit you won't make for the vagnifed (IDK how it's spelled can someone tell me?) vessel but i'll survive*Izuku is trying to free him self* quit struggling stopping your fate is pointless no mater how loud you can wrench out a scream no one is coming to save you"Sludge man continued as a man hole cover popped up "NEVER FEAR I ALL MIGHT HAVE ARRIVED!!!" AM said

"Wait isn't it his catch phrase I AM HERE not I HAVE ARRIVED?" Uraraka said while doing a good impression "Yeah it is" Everyone thought "well it is a different universe so yea" Kaminari said

"All Might?" Izuku said muffled "like i said no one is coming to save you" Sludge man said a bit scared "ON THE CONTRARY VILLAIN AS A WISE MAN ONCE SAID THE EARLY BIRD CATCHES THE TRAIN! TEXAS EAGLE SMASH!!!!!!" AM said with a train horn in the back round "COME ON WAKE UP COME ON *while slapping Izuku 100 slaps per second* OH THANK SAVITH I THOUGHT MY LOCAL MOTIVE INSPIRE THRASHING WHEN'T OFF THE RAILS AGAIN 'A-a-a-a-ll al-l'RIGHT O DO NOT PANIC AS A SIGN OF ME IS NOT A SIGN OF YOU PASSING INTO THE AFTER LIFE YOU ARE VERY MUCH ALIVE YOUNG ASSAULT VICTIM" AM said "*gasp* ALL MIGHT!!"Izuku yelled "HUH WHERE WAIT RIGHT *AM Laughs*" "You're the worlds number one hero!" "THAT I AM!" "AAll AAALL*Izuku stuttered*" *AM Coughs* "RIGHT ANYWAYS I AM NEEDED ELSE WHERE PREFERABLY MILES AWAY FROM ANY POTENTIAL WITNESSES" "Wait i have so many questions Like the air speed of unleth swallow, the legitimacy of human Physiology, Why you name your moves after obscure trains!?" "NO CAN DO KIDDO YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY CURIOSITY FILLED THE VAT" "And what about the villain did you stop him?" "WHAT CAN I SAY SLIME FLIES WHEN YOUR BEING ASPHYXIATED!" "What?" "bye bye"

"WARNING WARNING WARNING WARNING WARNING SYSTEM OVERLOAD DIFFERENT UNIVERSE TO CLOSE RIFT OPENING"AUV Alerting "MEI WHATS GOING ON!!!" Uraraka yelled "WELL THIS IS WHAT I WAS FEARING WE OPENED A RIP IN THE FABRIC OF THE UNIVERSE"Mei responded "WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?"Kaminari yelled while trying to to get sucked in the rip "WHAT IT MEANS IS TH-" Mie try to say but every one was engulfed in a bright flash