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"Hey Scott why is Deku in a room up there?" Uraraka asked "Oh that well I'll show all of you" Scott said while everyone sat down as the screen turned on reviling Izuku alone in a room

"Hello patient 24602" A robotic voice says "hi" Izuku says

"Why is he called a patient?" Momo asks "You'll see" Scott said

"How are you felling?" The robotic voice asks "not good" Izuku responses "Has the treatment been working?" The voice asks again "no it hasn't been" Izuku says "what are your remaining symptoms?" The voice says "I just,I internalize my feelings a lot. I have trouble articulating how I'm feeling to other people. I feel like I just" Izuku try's to say but was cut off
"So basically you're still a little bitch" The voice says
"Yes, very mature of you disembodied voice way up there" Izuku says
"I was just joking, nigga" Voice says
"We're right next to the Oakland universe careful with that shit" Izuku says

Everyone laughed at that

"I'm not human I can say whatever I want" Voice says
"Okay, just let's get to the point. What's wrong with me, please? Please" Izuku asks the voice
"Your emotions and your logic are at war" Voice says
"OK" Izuku says
"Your creativity and your analysis are at war. And most simply, your left and right brain are at war" Voice says
"My left and my" Izuku says but was cut off
"To fix the problem we must separate them from each other" Voice says
"Sep" Izuku asks confused
"Splitting your neurological functions in 5... 4" Voice says
"Can we book an appointment or something?" Izuku asks
"3" Voice says
"You just don't start counting down to major medical procedures" Izuku tells Voice
"2... 1, This may hurt a bit" Voice says
"I don't even know what 'it' is" Izuku says
"0" Voice says
"Just tell me what you're" Izuku try's to say but he fell to the floor while holding his head

"What is happening stop it it's hurting him!!!" Uraraka says as she tries to reach the room "I'm sorry but I cannot allow that this will help him in the long run" Scott said as he made an barrier between Uraraka and the room

"Isolation complete" Voice says "This is Deku's Left Brain: objective, logical, cold, analytical, aware of patterns, aware of trends, he's efficient, and a prick" As LB Deku was giving the bird
"This is Deku's Right Brain: subjective, creative, sensory, aware of feelings, aware of people, he's emotional, and an idiot" Voice says
"That's your opinion. Just careful with opinions" RB Deku says
"Okay, boys, play nice" Voice says as LB Deku and RB Deku look at each other
(Also LB Deku is wearing a suit and RB Deku is in casual clothing)

"What the fuck how?" Bakugo said "Yea he split so there is one person for his right brain and another for left brain

"I am the Left Brain, I am the Left Brain
I work really hard 'til my inevitable death brain
You got a job to do, you better do it right
And the right way is with the left brain's might" LB Deku sung but was pushed out of the way by RB Deku
"I like Oreos and pussy, yeah (yes, in that order)
And I cried for at least an hour after watching "Toy Story 3". (Woody!)
I am the Right Brain, I have feelings
I'm a little all over the place
But I'm lustful, trustful
And I'm looking for somebody to love
To put my penis in" RB Deku sung

"Wait what!?" Mostly everyone yelled at that "Yeah he mostly uses his left brain but from time to time right brain comes out a little the sports festival" Scott said

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