Sanscest Oneshots/inatamate objects

Cross x Chocolate bar

Cross: holy hecc me chocolate is so good

Chocolate:

Cross: :0 Chocolate!? You can tAlk?

Chocolate: -Mysterious Chocolate Gurgling-

Cross:AAAAA NIGHTMARE THE CHOCOLATE IS SPEAKING TO ME AAAAAaaaAAAaaa

Nightmare:SHUT UP CROSS- GO TO BED YOU WASTE OF OXYGEN

Cross:Wow rude

Chocolate:-Screeching- EEEEEEEEEEEEE

Cross:I know right? Wow Chocolate its like we were meant to be be together..

Cross:-Grabs chocolate and kisses it-

Chocolate:-Shakes violently-

Cross:I love you too Chocolate..

Dust: ooo- Chocolate? Lemme just yeet that from you oreo man- -Eats chocolate whole-

Cross: C H O C O L A T E nOooo.. You were the only one who i loved..

Cross: -lies on floor and crys-

Dust: -Shrugs and teleports to his room-

Cross: i will have my revenge.. Someday..