Hey what's up gamers here's the second part to my fic
Warning: i'm an idiot with the sense of humor of a banana
Aaron awoke to an unfamiliar room.
"This place...... it's...." Aaron muttered weakly.
"It's a shit hole" Aaron said.
And it was a shit hole.
"Oh you're finally fucking awake you sure took your sweet ass time" an unfamiliar woman said.
"Who the fuck are you supposed to be?" Aaron said.
"Your guardian angel uwu" the woman said.
"Oh so your like,my fairy godmother or some shit?" Aaron asked.
"What? No-where did you even get that from-ugh. Nevermind. Listen kid you gotta go back or else your gf is going to die" the woman said.
"Idk the rent back home is pretty damn high so I mean-" Aaron said.
"Bitch just go back to life if you don't want to get cucked by Zane" the woman said.
"Well shit Zane is the last person I would want to get cucked by. Fine I'll go" Aaron said.
"Alright then. My work here is done" the woman said.
"But you didn't do anything!" Aaron said
"Oh,didn't I?" the woman said.
"Yeah. You didn't" Aaron said.
"Oh. Well. See you in two seasons!" the woman said.
"WAIT WHAT AM I GOING TO DIE AGAIN-" Aaron said as the room began to fade.
Aaron....was coming back to....
"If he dies I take dibs on his car,it has seat warmers" said a voice so raspy it sounds like someone shoved sandpaper down their throat.
"I take dibs on his family inheritance!" said Emmalyn,or was it?
"No fair I wanted that!" said a voice that was trying too hard to be emo.
"Shut the fuck up you're already rich" said the voice of a BTGGF(big tiddy goth gf).
"What the fuck is all of this about dibs?" Aaron said as he snapped wide awake.
"WHATTHEFUCK"
"HOLYSHIT"
"WHATINTHEFRESHHELL"
"FUCK"
Said the rest in unison.
"I-i'm alive!" Aaron said in shock.
"Dammit" Kim said.
"That's too bad" Lucinda said.
"How in the fuck did I wind up here? Last thing I remember is falling down a huge fucking cliff" Aaron said.
"Well after we found Zane he ran away because I was going to kick his ass but then he found your half dead corpse and Lucinda teleported us here and I accidentally dropped your head on one of the steps on the way up to your room" Garroth explained.
"Oh" Aaron said.
"Wait why the fuck is part of my shirt on my eyes?" Aaron asked.
"Your eyes looked cold so I put it on your eyes" Garroth said.
"How the fuck can someone's EYES look cold????" Aaron said.
"To be fair,you were half dead sooo" Lucinda said.
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My Book of Aphmau Oneshots
Fanfictiona book of oneshots. mostly of au's, a few ships here and there, and some memes.
