thicc//jwy

f i f t y e i g h t

(A/n; if u didn't get the notification i posted two chapters🌹)

woosanwho: i know u said you'd text firzt but I'm bored ttm

steponmyneck: wowza

steponmyneck: i need more reasonable answers to why i should stop eating to tty rn my dEaR

steponmyneck: I'm giving 5 lives

steponmyneck: if u don't have my attention before their out I'm gonna keep on eating and talk to ur fine ass later🤡

woosanwho: oh fuck

woosanwho: wait that wasn't  an answer

woosanwho: WAIT THAT WASN'T NEITHER AND THIS ONE TOO

steponmyneck: relax 😝 u can start now

woosanwho: I'm bored and you love me?

steponmyneck: 4

woosanwho: me and san are dating officially❤

steponmyneck: oooooof tempting cus yk woosan but no

steponmyneck: 3

woosanwho: I'll send u a thigh flex?

steponmyneck: yk you're getting closer and closer to receiving my attention but you're also running out of lives ✊🏼

steponmyneck: 2

woosanwho: i miss talking to you bc i somehow managed to really like our conversations and recently we haven't talked at all which is making me kinda sad cause i miss my moon

steponmyneck: you cute little mfkn shit ilu shdbdhdbdudhsh my moon I'm dhdbdudbdudbdhdh YOU FKN LOVE ME ahhhhhhhh ilu2🏩🎠🦄🌺🍭

steponmyneck: 1

woosanwho: ffs did u not just read what i just sent you

woosanwho: are you seriously not going to talk to me after i basically confessed that i really miss u and talking to you

steponmyneck: step up your game boy it's gonna be hard beating my meat

steponmyneck: AUTOCORRECT I SWEAR

steponmyneck: *stepbup your game boy it's gonna be hard beating my food

woosanwho: what food are you eating thats so much more important than talking to me

steponmyneck: lasagne

woosanwho: ofc what was i even thinking

steponmyneck: now

steponmyneck: you've got 1 left, use it well

woosanwho: i think i know who you are

steponmyneck: you what!?

(A/n: who's your ultimate bias?)