OC Forms/Art Book

Random Crap I Thought of While Writing

For me and GalaxyComets556 's rp-

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Hercules: Hey, the neighbor's kids challenged us to a water fight!
Nightbird: I'm in!
Midnight: Just waiting for the water to boil.

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Hobs as a dad...
Kid: Was the SWAT team really necessary for the first date, dad?
Hobs: Yes.

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Leo: How long's your ideal hug last?
Masked Midnight: 32 to 45 minutes, no breaks.
Leo: That seems impractical...
M. Midnight: You said ideal not realistic.

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Ariana: Excuse me, who's in charge here?
Keane: Usually the one that can yell the loudest.
Midnight from the basement of the lair: THAT'S MEE!!!

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Uber Driver: I'm here.
Midnight when she was 12: Oh yeah I see ya.
Uber Driver: Are...are you the kid in the middle of the road?
Midnight: Yep, floor it.
(Coming atcha with the dark humor-)

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Literally any guy: *Looks at Midnight*
Hobs: *HiSs* BaCK oFf shE'S mINe-
Midnight: I'm so sorry-

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Xena: Love is dead. All you did was betray me as I lie sick and festering. You are the definition of dread.
Herc: Are you okay??
Xena: Velenka stole my flipping pop tart.

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Herc: What are you doing?
Midnight: Confronting the person responsible for ruining my life.
Herc: ...sis you're yelling at a mirror-
(If you don't get it, Midnight sees her evil alter ego Black Butcher when she looks in a mirror and Butcher was responsible for a lot of her brutal deeds so she's confronting the person responsible for ruining the first half of her life-)

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Xena: *Trying to climb up onto the roof of the lair to do a backflip onto the trampoline*
Dusty: *Trying to stop her*
Velenka: *Cheering her on*
Hobs: *Making a bet with Mila on whether or not she'll hurt herself*
Midnight: *Looks into the camera like she's on the office* I need new friends.

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Harmony: You better have a good excuse as to why you were late.
Leo: They always say the best things take time...

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Xena: Time for some witty back and forth banter. You go first.
Black Butcher: RRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAA- *ROAR*
Xena: Look, I'm not exactly sure where to go with that.

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Me to any of my friends after a breakup: Don't worry, you'll love again, cuz time will heal a broken heart...
Also me: *Chucks a brick* BUT NOT THAT A$$HOLE'S WINDOW!! Hecc, run- rUN-

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Leo: Are you okay?
M. Midnight: *Leans in super close and whispers* Don't ask stupid questions.

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Spirit Baxter: Do you have ANY control over your idiot!?
Butcher: None. Whatsoever.
(He's referring to Midnight being happy while Butcher is just like, "This is hell," her being a type of demon. Spirits and alter egos can communicate as well)

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Velenka: Hobs would throw himself in front of a moving truck for you!
Midnight: Hobs would throw himself in front of a moving truck for fun, Velenka.

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Brain: Don't do it, don't do it, don't do it, don't do it, don't do it, don't do it-
Nightshadow: Well, whatever it is, too late.

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Smol Midnight: Of course I didn't punch ya on purpose. If I did it woulda been harder.

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Leo: Ow! Why'd you kick me?!
Midnight: I woulda punched ya but I'm holding a beer in my good hand and my alcohol's more important.
(This is just a random joke that would probably happen if she had a TRUE rivalry with Leo)

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Baxter: Would you slap me as hard as you can for a million bucks?
Midnight: I would roundhouse-kick you for free.

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AAAAAAAAAAAAND THAT'S IT-