-Steps into a time machine and then I get turned into Classic Sonic.- Sweet! -Runs to Shadow's place and knocks on the door.-
Shadow: -Answers it and then looks down and sees me.- Sonic?! What the heck happened to you?
-Smirks and then tackles him.- FLUFFY PINK UNICORNS DANCING ON RAINBOWS!
Shadow: Sonic......could you get off of me? The position is very....disturbing.
-___-"
Shadow: -Sighs and smirks.- Okay then you asked for it....-Shoves his member up my butt.-
O_O" -Screams and runs off, shaking in the corner.-
Shadow: Ooops..... XD
I. HATE. YOU!
Shadow: -Frowns.-