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Her|Him

July 6, Friday
"Hello and thank you for calling Made For You! Where our special treats are designed by you! How may I help you?"

"Hello Angel."

"Hello Mr. Wayne."

"What's with all the formalities? I'll have you know that I'm only 17."

"Dang it."

"What?"

"You're older than me."

"Well how old are you?"

"Well if I have a job, but younger than you. How old do you think? I'm 16."

"Still the formalities...?"

"Fine. What would you prefer?"

"Anything without a mister."

"Hmm. You shall be dubbed Batboy then."

"Wha? Batboy! I'm Batman!"

"You're 17 and from your voice, I'd hardly call you a man."

"That's cold, Angel. That's cold."

"As cold as the North Pole."

"But the North Pole has Santa..."

"Must you ruin everything? Fine then as cold as my heart."

"Well I'm sure that I could melt your frozen heart."

"Weirdo."

"Ah, but I'm your weirdo."

*End of call*

"What is it with her and hanging up on me?"

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