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Him|Her

July 13, Friday
"Hello and thank you for calling Made For You! Where our special treats are designed by you! How may I help you?"

"Angel! We have a problem!"

"Let me guess. Another test?"

"No next test is next week. It's Friday the 13th!"

"Oh no. Everyone run for the hills."

"That won't work! We're all doomed!"

"...I was being sarcastic."

"Oh."

"As much as I would love to continue this particular conversation, I have to go clean up something."

*End of call*

"One of these days I'm going to hang up first..."

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