Batboys x Reader[Editing]

Dick Grayson|| Crush

Dick: 17
Y/n: 17
(Y/n) your name
(F/n) friend's name
Warnings: none
Summary: reader has a crush on Dick Grayson and her friend has a "good" idea of how to tell him that
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You sighed and laid down on your bed. "Oh for fucks sake! Just tell him! It's not that hard" your friend said and sat down on a chair.

"I can't. What if he doesn't like me back?!" You asked. "Then he doesn't. You two are like meant for each other just tell him"

You thought about it for a sec then took your phone.

"So what now?" You asked. (F/n) groaned and took your phone. "Start with a simple 'hi' sent. Now let's wait for him to answer" she/he said. "Okay. Then what?" "Oh lord... then you tell him. Orr you could send some song lyrics that would be awesome. See then you could be like 'oh it was just a lyric prank I didn't mean anything by it' if he doesn't like you back"

You nodded and (f/n) went to google to find some good songs.

"Oh I got it! The Crush song!" (F/n) said and jumped on your bed next to you. She/he gave the phone to you so you could type the lyrics.

You sighed and took the phone.

You: hi

Dick: hi :))

You: hush hush hush. Blush blush blush. You are now my big fat crush

"This is stupid lets just stop" you said regretting the whole thing. "Nope" (f/n) took your phone and began to type the lyrics

Dick: ?

You: I'm single as I can be

Dick: yeah.. so?

You: you're single perfect for me!

Dick: you think?

You: I'm gonna give you a bunch of reasons why you should date me

Dick: okay shoot

You: reason number one: I'm super hot

Dick: agreed

(F/n)'s eyes widened "holy shiiit!!" "What?! Show me" you tried to take the phone away but (f/n) stopped you "no wait! I'm not ready yet"

You: reason number two: she's super not

Dick: who?
Dick: Barbara?
Dick: we're just friends, you know

"I knew it!" (F/n) said. "Knew what?! C'moon give me my phone!" You said and tried to take it again but she/he moved away from you.

You: Reason number three: I'm all you got and all you got is someone hot

Dick: Lol okay

You: boy check my resume. You want a background check? Okay!

Dick: We've know each other long enough I don't need a background check
Dick: are you okay?
Dick: are you sick again?

You: first name hot and last name bitch.

Dick: did you just call yourself a bitch?

You: wanna get with me? Now that's the sitch

Dick: (y/n)? You're acting weird

You: you think I'm trash?

Dick: what?! No!

You: hell no, I'm class and I got a big fat ass
You: and all I gotta say is...

Dick: is what?

You: please date me because I'm single
You: S I N G L E, love me, and hug me and touch me

Dick: I can come over so we can talk?

You: ...and well fuck me

(F/n) started laughing and fell on the ground. "He's so confused now" she/he said then laughed again. "Oh dear... what did you sent?" You asked.

(F/n) shook his head and sat up then looked at the phone again.

You: Dick? You still there?

Dick: I'll be there in five.

(F/n) smirked and handed the phone to you. "You're welcome. I guess Imma head home so you two can be alone"

You looked at the texts and blushed. "What the heck?!" "What? You always say how you could do him. Well now you have a chance. Have fun" she/ smirked and walked out of your apartment.

"Damn you (f/n)" you mumbled and sat on your bed.