BatIM Oneshots and Headcanons

The BatIM Cast's Roles in the Dysfunctional Family

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Joey
The strict dad who nobody understands but is really just a fluffball under all that tough.

Henry
The awesome stepdad that buys people stuff and never forgets about anyone and literally everyone loves them even though they're technically not part of the bloodline.

Sammy
The nerdy cousin that's always playing old music through the house and reading books and drinking tea even though they're not an old person and is always fought over which team gets them when they play trivia-related games.

Susie
The kick-ass older sister who always has your back and takes shit from no-one.

Norman
The gay cousin that is purely there for comic relief and sits in odd positions and places and when they stand next to you you can smell the scent of pure unadulterated homosexual floating off them in waves.

Grant
The awesome aunt that is literally your second mom and always has advice for every subject under the face of the earth and gives really warm hugs and is amazing at making you feel loved and accepted because literally the entire world loves them.

Shawn
The silent, introverted artist who does nothing but sits in the corner and draws and is actually hilarious and has an amazing personality but it's canceled out by a whole heap of social anxiety. (Same, Shawn. Same.)

Wally
The one that's really nice and good with the kids but is way too gullible and does stupid things they found on the internet and once tried to make an atomic bomb in the backyard.

Allison
The mom that never has time to socialise because she's constantly cooking in the kitchen and in the rare times she does come out she's all kind words and hugs but if you get on her bad side she'll unleash hell upon you.

Thomas
The weird uncle that's always trying to sleep on the couch and gets mad when the kids bother him and is for some reason obsessed with fishing and is always complaining about how they wish it was 30 years ago again.

Jack
The one obsessed with social media, who never gets off their phone and everyone thinks they're a sex-driven hornball who's taking nudes and talking to strangers but they're actually total weebs that are just sending memes to their friends.

Ink
The "rebel child" that smokes and skates and the most of the adults want to disown them but they can make the kids listen so they keep them around.

Bendy
The bratty younger cousin that's always a bitch but you're always being nice to them because your parents force you to.

Boris
The bratty cousin's older sibling that was just expected to chaperone the younger at a young age while the parents went and fucked around but they weren't ready for that kind of stress so they became shy and all they do is follow the bratty one around and clean up their mess and apologise profusely to everyone around them and everyone feels sorry for.

Alice
The sweet little tiny cousin who is so innocent and pure and everyone adores them and they're always talking about how they're going to be a princess when they grow up and even when they become spoiled by their parents they stay sweet and kind instead of becoming obnoxious and rude.