A/N: I'm so sorry for the lack of actual twitter in this chapter! I promise there will be more in the next chapter!
But PLEASE read this chapter because its important for the rest of the story.
Natasha: Peter, I am your godmother.
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Peter: Your my what now?
Natasha: Your godmother
Natasha: How'd you use italics over text..?
Peter: nevermind that-
Peter: my parents werent even religious
Natasha: They were Jewish.
Peter: shittaki mushrooms, i forgot abt taht
Peter: waitwait
Peter: why was i never told abt this??
Peter: shouldnt i have been told??
Peter: how does this even work??
Natasha: Pyotr, you need to calm down
Peter: CALM???
Peter: DOWN????
Peter: Broski, u just went all Anakin skywalker on me
Peter: and want me to c a l m d o w n
Peter: its like dat one karen video thing
Natasha: ...
Natasha: Anakin skywalker?
Peter: man ur oldd
Peter: bru the heck- I thought my asthma went away after the spider bite
Peter: WHy's it back?
Peter: that shouldnt be possible
Peter: science has gone out the window
Peter: that's it I'm suing me science teacher
Peter: nvm... lawyers r expensive
Peter: I'm suing money
Peter: an lawyers
Peter: dhjk do inhalers just not work anymore???
Natasha: Peter, you're having a panic attack. you need to breath
Peter: nO kidding I need to b r e a t h
Peter: mind telling me hOw, captain obvious?
Peter drops his phone, and falls off the bed. He didn't know what was happening; one moment he was texting his... Godmother?
and the next moment he felt like he was having the worst asthma attack ever.
Did his chest always feel so tight? it was like an elephant was sitting on him, almost as if he were breathing out of one of those plastic straw things
right, I need to breathe
friggin how though?
his hands started shaking, and everything started spinning.
he squeezed his eyes shut, trying to distract himself from the already painful headache that was making its way across his forehead
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That awkward moment when all the avengers get Twitter
General Fictionwhat happens when All the avengers are on social media? what happens when Peter finds out more about his family than intended?
