Chapter 11

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A/N: Hey everyone!! sorry for not updating in a while, i had a lot going on in my life, and things happened. Im back now though!! I have re-written most of this story by now, so feel free to go and check it out/re read it of you would like :).  IK this is a short chapter, but from here on out, my chapters will most likely be longer, so dw. Although, some chapters may be longer than others, so idrk



Spider-Man @webslinger

Merry Christmas everyone!!

Tony Stark @youknowwhoiam

its not Christmas tho?

Spider-Man @webslinger

meh, close enough-

Spider-Man @webslinger

To everyone who lives in Queens:

For the next two weeks leading up to Christmas, i will be giving out gifts to people at random! i hope you all have a happy holidays

Kiley @kileymakenly

aw thanks spidey!

stewy petewy @Elliotsanders

This!! this is why spidey is my favorite hero! he cares about EVERYONE no matter who they are. he doesnt let the fame get to his head

BeGoNeThOtS @willmill

^^^^ no cap my man

Spider-Man @webslinger

Oh thanks guys!! 

Tony Stark @youknowwhoiam

aren't you Jewish-

Spider-Man @webslinger

🤫🤫🤫 shhhhhh spoilsport

Landen@wooon

LMAOOO

Flash T. @hundredyarddash

Thank you spidey!! you're my favorite super hero, and this is why :)

JJJameson @J. Jonah Jameson

SEE? WHAT HAVE I TOLD YOU ALL? THE MENACE "SPIDERMAN" IS NOW BRIBING INNOCENT CIVILIANS SO THAT HE DOESNT GET TURNED IN! I DONT KNOW ABOUT YOU, BUT THAT DOESNT SEEM SO "HERO-ISH" TO ME

Spider-Man @webslinger

ight first off, its "Spider-Man" (with a dash). pls learn how to spell my name before you drag it

SpIdEr MaNs BiGgEsT FaN @Spooderman

OOOP

Melody M. @yournameislikea.melody

POP OFF SPIDEY-

Andy @Leonisandromeda

akjdh4f spidey does n o t hold bacccc

Melody M. @yournameislikea.melody

he fight, he attacc, and most of all, he no hold back

Spider-Man @webslinger

Second off, "hero-ish" isnt a word

Spider-Man @webslinger

Third off, you think that giving children Christmas gifts is 'menacing'? how cold can one get--

Melody M. @yournameislikea.melody

I CAME HERE FOR A SHOW BUT GOT A WHOLE DANG MOVIE

Biggest stark stan @ironmam

*low whistles* spidey is baaashhinngg the man

BuzzFeed News @BuzzFeed

Welcome Folks! Tune in now to see our Friendly Neighborhood Spider-man take down JJJameson

Andy @Leonisandromeda

MANNNNNN EVEN BUZZFEED IS HERE FOR THIS--

BeGoNeThOtS @willmill

I feel like history is happening and im here for it :')

Ned Leeds @guyinthechair

watch this be on the news- i swear--

JJJameson @J. Jonah Jameson

I AM the news!!!

MJ @WHERE'STHEBEE?

@J. Jonah Jameson ,  you do know that literally no one reads the Daily Bugle anymore, right? we have phones...

JJJameson @J. Jonah Jameson

YOU LIE! I HAVE THE MOST POPULAR NEWSPAPER IN NEW YORK

Spider-Man @webslinger

pretty sure thats 'The New York Times', my dude.

Spider-Man @webslinger

man, as someone who owns a PAPER COMPANY, you dont even know where you stand in regards to your own division?? and you came here to judge m e?

Flash T. @hundredyarddash

@J. Jonah Jameson  wow, imagine judging others... how sick does one have to be to do that?

MJ @WHERE'STHEBEE?

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peter with a b @peteyparkerr

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Abe @thebellisforcomedicpurposes

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Betty B. @Nedsahottie

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Cindy Moon @datbasicchild

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Ned Leeds @guyinthechair

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Flash T. @hundredyarddash

oh shut up guys...

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