(On hiatus until further notice) Izukuxmomo drunken marriage

hangover and suprises and todoroki almost suffocates

(IGNORE SLIME RANCHER STUFF I JUST PUT THAT THERE FOR COMEDIC RELIEF)
Disclaimer:

Ironfury, "I OWN NOTHING!!!! NOW PUT THE SHOTGUN DOWN!!"

Momo: "No, think you still need it pointed at your head in order to remember to put in a disclaimer and to make sure you are goofing off and playing slime rancher."

Ironfury: "PLEASE SOMEBODY SEND HELP I WANT TO BE ABLE TO SEE MY CUTE CUDDLY SLIMES!"

Momo: "bye guys and gals. AND NO CUTE CUDDLY SLIMES FOR YOU UNTIL CHAPTER 3!! AND/OR IF THIS CHAPTER ISN'T POSTED BEFORE SEPTEMBER 3, 2019 "

Ironfury: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!"
---------IZUKU POV------------

"Ugh did anyone get the plate of the truck that backed over me 20 times?" I thought as pain thrived in my head.

"Izuku, you're being to loud." a familiar feminine voice said.

"I said that out... Loud?" I began to trail off as I finally notice the VERY curvy figure next to me.

"Dear Kami-sama please don't tell me that theirs a..." I trailed off, as I pulled the blanket of the head of the figure next to me.

"M-M-Momo what are you doing here!?" I half yell, half shriek.

-----------MOMO POV----------

"M-M-Momo what are you doing here!?" Izuku half shrieks, which made my head hurt like the was a billion needles digging into my brain.

I sit up and turn to Izuku. Who is turned around and blushing.

"what happened?" I asked

"Momo please pull the sheet up?" Izuku asked.

(I = Izuku. M=Momo)

------------NOBODY'S POV-------------

"Why?"M

"your naked."I

"So are you!" Momo said, as she pulled the blanket up to cover herself

"GAH! Where are my pants?" I

I think they're on the TV." M

"Why do you think that, Momo." I

"Because I'm staring right at them." M

"okay, but did we really do "it"." I

"I don't know just we just stripped in our sleep. OF COURSE WE DID IT YOU BLOODY BAKA!!!!!!" M

Izuku made warding signs with his hands. He then notices a gold band on his finger.

"Momo do you have a wedding ring on you finger?" I

"Why do you ask? M

"Because I have one on my finger." I

Momo looked at her hands. "I have one on too, quick look for a marriage licence or something quick."M

After a few minutes of searching.

"I found it. Well I guess, we should stay married as we already consummated the marriage" I

"I guess, but do we tell anyone or do we keep it on the down low." M

"Down low, so we don't give Ashido a reason to gossip at lunch." I

"Ok, but let's go back." M

They get dressed and leave the hotel and go back to UA Highschool with a few stops to empty their stomachs of remaining alcohol and anything eaten in the last 24 hours and to question why Izuku's left eye became dragon like.