𝗵𝗲𝗮𝗿𝘁𝗯𝗲𝗮𝘁 {kpop oneshots}

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valentine {yugbam}

"this is my favourite chocolate, what the fuck?"

"someone must know you really well."

"come on, dude, you are the only one who knows my favourite chocolate."

"okay, you have a point."

~~

"this is- unexpected."

"oooooh, it's that bracelet you were looking at the other day, when we were shopping."

"you were the only one with me that day, how could have anyone known what i wanted?"

"i don't know, bam."

~~

"no fucking way."

"..."

"bambam? you gonna speak?"

"...oh my god. how did anyone- not even you know this!"

"what don't i know? they bought you a comic. i thought you don't like comics?"

"i kinda lied. this is my favourite comic, like ever, and i wanted to buy it for a long fucking time."

"this is getting kinda creepy."

"no shit, jackson."

~~

"what did you get? come on-"

"wait, i'm opening it, jesus christ! calm your tits."

"okay, did you open it? bam? what's in there?"

"...it's- it's- oh god, i'm so fucking embarrassed right now."

"bambam, you literally took me to buy lacy lingerie the other day. you have nothing to be embarrassed about."

"....it's a dildo."

"excuse me?"

"i'm not repeating it, you heard it loud and clear, you asshole."

"okay, so, they bought you a dildo. weird, but okay."

"...i'm afraid that i have to say that it gets even weirder."

"oh my god."

"...i was looking at this dildo online two days ago. i wanted to buy it, but then i saw the price."

"dude, i think you have a stalker."

"...i'm scared."

~~

"..."

"..."

"hm."

"..."

"isn't this-"

"yes."

"oh."

"yeah, oh. i have a fucking stalker. how could have anyone known that i was looking at this exact pair of panties few days ago?"

"i don't know, bams."

~~

"JACKSON! JACKSON! JACKSON! OH MY GOD, JACKSON!"

"WHAT!"

"YOU KNOW THOSE SUPER EXPENSIVE EARRINGS I WAS LOOKING AT THE OTHER DAY!"

"yeah."

"THE PERSON FUCKING BOUGHT THEM FOR ME. THERE'S A NOTE!"

"WHAT DOES IT SAY?"

"uhhh, wait, let me check-"