𝗵𝗲𝗮𝗿𝘁𝗯𝗲𝗮𝘁 {kpop oneshots}

f o u r

just jimin and taehyung {vmin}

"alright, we have four tents, meaning, one of us will-"

jungkook interrupted namjoon with a scream.
"i'm sleeping alone!"

"jungkook, that's not how-"

jungkook faced his hyungs, and smiled at them.

"pretty please?"

"...fine."

"yaaaay!"

when he noticed everyone else glaring at him, namjoon shrugged.
"what was i supposed to do? say no?"

"okay, you have a point."

"hell yeah, i do. now, who's sharing with who?"

"i'm with hoseok!"

"yes, yoongi, we know, you're whipped. chill."

a bright blush appeared on yoongi's face as jimin said that.
"shut up, jimin."

hoseok squished yoongi's cheeks with a teasing grin on his face.

"is yoongles embarrassed?"

"i will slap you, hoe suck."

"i'm with jin. how much do y'all wanna bet that jungkook will come into mine and jin's tent tonight because he will be cold?"

"twenty dollars." taehyung spoke up with a grin, already taking a tent and trying to put it together.

however, that failed, as namjoon tried to help him, and the pair ended up on top of eachother, on top of the mass that was supposed to be a tent.

thankfully, jin and yoongi managed to put it together.

"never come near a tent again."

namjoon and taehyung gladly agreed.

~~

"put it out, put it out, PUT IT OUT!"

"I'M TRYING, OKAY! CALM DOWN!"

"HOW DO I CALM DOWN, MY HAT IS ON FIRE!"

"take it off? it ain't that deep, namjoon."

namjoon barely managed to take off the hat and put out the fire that has somehow appeared on his hat.

"oh, what a great suggestion, yoongi. how could i have not thought of it? oh yeah, i was kinda distracted by the fact that MY HEAD WAS ON FUCKING FIRE!"

namjoon retorted, panting. he suddenly stood up straight, sniffing.

"is something burning?"

"your hat?"

jimin exclaimed from his position on taehyung's lap.

"no, not that, something else."

"do i tell him?"

taehyung whispered into jimin's ear, a giggle escaping his mouth.

"let him figure it out."

jin looked at namjoon, and grimaced.

"hey joon?"

"yeah?"

"i think you hair is on fire."

"bultaureune! fireeeeee."
taehyung and jimin whispered to eachother, giggling.

namjoon screamed once again, and began hitting himself on the head repeatedly, trying to put out the fire. finally, jungkook decided to be merciful, and pour a bottle of water on top of his head.