| Unproblematic Bitches
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Zayn: why is dis group chat so dead?
Harry: bc we have actual lives to live
Niall: hmm 👀
Liam: LP1 out now, bros!
Zayn: bros?
Louis: plssss
Justin: even your ex members doesn't want to listen to you omg
Justin: maybe that's why you debuted with less than 10K huh?
Liam: pls biebs don't butt in yourself in this, just go and beg your fans to stream you.
Justin: at least my fans will actually stream me
Louis: bc you BEGGED maybe
Zayn: no one wants to stream your song, dude. After one play, everyone was done with it. The streams you get came straight from your manager's ass. PAYOLA alert.
Harry: ^ the way u ended her omg
Camila: OMG
Camila: WTF IS GOING ON
Louis: setting Biebs on fire very casually
Harry: it's very easy to drag her nowadays lol
Liam: the way you call him a 'her'
Harry: did I lie tho?
Liam: well hunny, u didn't lie. No lies detected.
Louis: you both skskss–
Niall: he's done so much shit that's why
Zayn: don't waste your time here, Justin. Go and stream your own song, come back when you realize it's not really as good as you think it is and is not worth of replay button
Justin: are y'all jealous of me? I'm outselling more than all you ever do
Niall: Error 404
Harry: ^
Zayn: ^^
Louis: ^^^
Liam: ^^^^
Justin: denying is not a personality trait
Louis: says you?
Harry: begging neither
Liam: the desperation to a #1 neither
Zayn: threatening fans to cancel tour if it doesn't go 1 neither
Niall: obvious payola neither
Justin: are u all done, I'm so sleepy omg
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