fake therapist

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2:42 am

Katsu
Are you awake

Get the fuck up I gotta talk to you

(Username)
omg Katsu baby

It's past your bed time what's wrong :(

Katsu
I didn't sleep

I met up with deku to beat his green bean lookin ass

(Username)
BITCH WHAT

HOW COULD YOU HURT THAT PURE THING

did you win 👁

Katsu
NO WE FUCKING TIED

I WANT TO PUNCH SOMETHING BUT MY HAND HURTS LIKE  A BUTTCHEEK ON A STICK

(Username)
You just referenced something omg I am gonna fall in love with u again

wait sorry sorry that's not important rn

Katsu
JUST FUCKING HELP ME I THINK IM GONNA GO CRAZY

MY BODY IS SO TIRED BUT MY MIND WANTS ME TO K.O. DEKU SO FUCKING BAD RIGHT NOW

(Username)
Katsu baby boy we talked about this

what do I always say

Katsu
Wanting to punch deku is just my mind fucking with me and I'm really just sad as fuck

(Username)
yes very good

and what do we do when we're feeling sad?

Katsu
Blow shit up

(Username)
NONONO KATSUKI WE DO NOT BLOW SHIT UP

WE'VE BEEN THROUGH THIS COME ON

Katsu
but I really want to blow shit up :(

(Username)
omg HOLD AWN ! you're typing without yelling in all caps

this shit is bonkers

Katsu
I'm too tired for that shit shut up

(Username)
lemme cuddle you precious boy :(

I'm going to give you a big fat smooch

Katsu
hurry up bitch I want my smooch

or else I'll blow up deku's fuckin room

(Username)
SMOOCH N CUDDLE DELIVERY IS  COMING

—This is not the big fight between Bakugo n Deku btw 🤡  Just wanna say I love Bakugo so much like wow he really out here lookin like that 💗___💗

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This is not the big fight between Bakugo n Deku btw 🤡  Just wanna say I love Bakugo so much like wow he really out here lookin like that
💗___💗

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