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Crackheads🤕🤙🏼

Pikabitch:
y/n your hands look a little heavy let me hold them for you haha

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nice try

The Rock:
A for effort man

Sero:
is that the best you got? Lame

Pikabitch:
let's see you fucking try to do better than

Sero:
watch and learn

are you Medusa ? Bc I'm rock hard

Wifey:
BITCH GET OUTTA HERE WITH THAT

Pikabitch:
I KNOW KIRISHIMA TAUGHT YOU THAT

The Rock:
IM INNOCENT

Wifey:
he's lying your honor

Sero:
stfu I have another one

Are you from Tennessee? Bc you're the only ass I see

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bitch what

Wifey:
KKSJSJDJD SERO AND HIS DYSLEXIC ASS

Pikabitch:
and you call ME lame

Katsu:
You dumbasses aren't in a relationship for a fucking reason

losers

Pikabitch:
oh yeah? well Y/n only likes you for your ass anyways

(Username):
DENKI YOU FUCKING RAT

The Rock:
OHMYOGD I HAVE A BAD FEELING ABOUT THIS

Wifey:
SHOTS FIRED 😦

Sero:
ITS EXPOSING HOUR ‼️

(Username):
NOT MY FAULT KATSUKI HAS A NICE ASS

he walks in a room and his ass walks in five minutes later

Sero:
BWHAHAHHSJSD WHAT THE FUCK Y/N

Wifey:
double cheeked up on a Thursday🥴

The Rock:
BAKUGO IS AWFULLY QUIET UM IM SCARED

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