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stud

(Username):
hehe hey katsuki

Katsu:
what

(Username):
I heard you were looking for a STUD

I already got STD

All I need is U🙈💕💗❣️💓💛💖💓❤️💛💗

Katsu:
what the fuck

don't contact me ever again

(Username):
NOOOO KATSUKI IT WAS A JOKE STOP

DONT DO IT

Katsu:
watch me

Katsu has blocked you. You may no longer send messages to this user.

(Username):
GODDAMNIT KAMINARI YOU SAID IT WOULD WORK

Error! Message cannot be sent.

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Katsuki's phone screen POV (lmao what):

Instagram
[username]: KATSUKI
[username]: UNBLOCK ME 🥺

Twitter
[username]: WHAT THE FUCK IS UP KYLE

Messenger
[username]: KNOCK KNOCK BITCH
[username]: I KNOW YOU CAN SEE THIS KATSUKI
[username]: IM GONNA BREAK UP WITH YOU IF YOU DONT UNBLOCK😡

Snapchat
You have 50 new messages from bad bitch
y/n😚

- Back to the chat -

Katsu:
FOR GODS SAKE Y/N SHUT THE FUCK UP IM TRYING TO SLEEP

STOP SPAMMING ME

(Username):
I AINT GET NO FUCKING SLEEP CAUSE OF YOU

YOU AINT NEVER SLEEP CAUSE OF ME
(a/n bro I love you if you know where this is from lmaooooo)

ALSO UWU YOU UNBLOCKED ME🥰

Katsu:
why am I even with your annoying ass

piss me off

(Username):
bc you love me

Katsu:
I hate you

(Username):
love you too bb

Katsu:
I want to break up

(Username):
oh no baby we in this relationship shit for lyfe

Katsu:
ugh whatever

I'm going back to sleep so shut up

(Username):
can I come over

Katsu:
absolutely not

(Username):
:( please ?

Katsu:
no now shut the hell up and stop being a whiny little bitch

(Username):
:0

well I'm YOUR bitch

Katsu:
I-

goodnight idiot

(Username):
goodnight asshole🤧💗

dream of me

Katsu:
that would be a nightmare

(Username):
OK FUCK YOU WE'RE BREAKING UP

Katsu:
like you could live without me since you love me too much

(Username):

idk if I wanna kiss you or sock your face

Katsu:
is shutting the fuck up one of the options

(Username):
kiss it is ! I'm coming Katsu~

Katsu:
STAY BACK YOU ANIMAL

(Username):
WTF BITCH DID YOU JUST SPRAY ME WITH RAID

I'LL K*LL YOU

Katsu:
I THOUGHT YOU WERE A ROACH🤥

HA WOULD LIKE TO SEE YOU FUCKING TRY

(Username):
HOLY SHIT YOU USED AN EMOJI

WAIT IMSUPPSOSED TO BE MAD

DAMN YOU KATSUKI IM GOING TO SLEEP😡

Katsu:
GIVE ME MY KISS FIRST BITCH

(Username):
YOU CAN KISS MY ASS

Katsu:
🖕🏼

your rights to my room? PROVOKED

(Username):
you acting like I don't know how to pick locks🤡

don't spray me with raid this time hoe

Katsu:
no promises

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Yo what the fuck I have 1k reads ????! Guys I am really at a loss for words like I started this just for fun bc I became infatuated with bnha again with my friend but holy shit I'm so shocked ? Most of this is just dumb shit I think of or see and instantly associate with the bnha characters ahahaha. Anygay, thank you so much for reading! I lov you all uwu