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Varian: *screams in anger
Rapunzel: varian stop your over reacting-
Varian: MY DAD IS ENCASED IN AMBER! WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO?!

Guard: How old are you anyway kid
Varian: old enough to take care of my self, but according to my father I'm not old enough to know about the rocks that have been destroying everything, nor a pet raccoon.
Guard: ok? Wait you have a pet raccoo-
Varian: I'm a 14 year old in jail,do you think I care about the rules?

Varian: I like to consider my self as a normal teen
Eugene: So your telling me that every normal 14 year old, manages to make a chemical compound, a new element, turn their pet raccoon into a monster to kidnap the queens a bait to lure the princess into their trap to use their hair to free their father whom they accidentally encase in amber, almost kill a few people and ultimately end up in prison?
Varian: .... yyyes?

Varian: to be honest... the people of corona are kinda stupid-
Rapunzel: YOU TAKE THAT BACK-
Varian: I mean, they took purple cookies from me, the person who "attacked" their princess, while I was hiding in a bush.
Cassandra: ...he DOES have a point-

Varian: revenge will be MI *voice crack* NE
Eugene: oh my god-
Varian: stop-
Eugene: puberty at its finest
Varian: STOP-

Varian: varian here, in corona street, with my raccoon
Varian: ....
Varian: iiinnn JAiL!

Varian: it's her fault!
Rapunzel: *uno reverse card*
Varian: *offended alchemist gAsP*

Rapunzel: who hurt this child?!
Varian: it was yo-
Rapunzel: I SHALL DESTROY THEM!
Varian: ...
Varian: GrEaT!

Varian: I have no friends...
Ruddiger: *angry raccoon noises*
Varian: okay, I have one friend-

Varian: I'm smarter than al, of you combined
Cassandra: why is that?-
Varian: CAN YOU CREATE A NEW CHEMICAL COMPOUND AND A NEW ELEMENT LIKE ME?
Cassandra: oh-
Varian: THATS RIGHT YOU CAN'T-

Cass!you should really put on some shoes
Rapunzel: nonsense
Cass: you scare me-
Eugene: your feet are going to get impaled by these rocks one day I swear-

Varian: *breathes*
Rapunzel: I said sorry-

Quirin: son please it's just a phase-
Varian: NO DAD,Alchemy is my L I F E
Quirin: son please, you said the same thing about your baking phase.
Varian: hEy tHaT wAs hElPfUl
Quirin: *sigh*
****a lot later****
Varian: *making his cookies* I did say it was helpful-

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