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Today the day, Coach Buzzer's funeral

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Today the day, Coach Buzzer's funeral. My dad and I drive there a little later then everyone else or at least I think so since most people are already here. We get out of the car and walk over to my dad's friends.

"What? No cell phones" I hear a guy say as we get closer

"What no cell phones? then I'm gone" my dad jokes

"Dickie" they say

"Who is ready for the funeral. Sorry, death makes me weird" my dad continues to talk

"How you doing, McKenzie?" Dad asks "You have soft hands, you still use Palmolive?" He asks but Kurt doesn't answer

"How are you, Lenny. Buddy, I thought you were gonna start working out" he says

"What does that mean?" Lenny asks

"Um You're fat" my dad says

"No no. Hey guys this is good news, I always wanted to represent you. You're the third Olsen twin?" Lenny asks making me laugh

"Keep it down. Hey, so those are your kids?" My dad asks "And who's that girl? That's not a nanny is it?" My dad asks

"No, this is a friend of ours from China" Lenny says

"Oh yeah, no I've been on that website" my dad says

"No, no, no. Like an exchange student that my wife brought her into the house" Lenny says

"Oh your wife's into chicks, oh that's nice" my dad says "Hollywood! See he always lucks out" my dad says

"Hey I wouldn't talk, you've got a beautiful famous singer in your family" Lenny says looking at me "hi it's nice to meet you I'm Lenny" he says shaking my hand

"Hello I'm Ariana" I say

"Hey my daughter is a huge fan of ours, would you mind maybe going over and saying hello?" He asks pointing at her "her names Becky" he finishes

"No not at all" I say smiling at him and them making my way over to her

"Hi Becky, your dad says you're a big fan of mine" I say walking over to her

"Are you actually Ariana Higgins?!" She asks

"Yep the one and only" I say

"No way! Is your dad Marcus Higgins?" A boy around my age asks

"Yeah" I say

"But you're like really pretty and he is... well Higgins" he says

"Haha yeah I get that a lot but my mother was very beautiful so I guess I got it from her" I say

"Was? Is she dead?" He asks

"Yeah um she died when I was 7 and since then I've lived with my dad" I say

"I'm sorry" he says

"Don't be, I hardly remember her" I say

"Miss Ariana? Do you wanna sit next to me during the funeral?" Becky asks

"I would love to" I say

"Yay I can't believe that this is real" she says

"You better believe it beautiful" I say hugging her

"Ariana! Come on let's go inside" my dad shouts

"I'll go tell my dad that I'm sitting with you and then I'll find you in there okay?" I tell Becky

"Okay! Bye" she says walking over to her mother

"I wouldn't mind if you sat between me and Becky" the older one says

"You're a bit of a flirt aren't you? Oh that reminds me, I never got your name" I say

"My names Greg and that's my little brother Keith" he says pointing at a boy

"Cool well I'll see you in there" I say walking over to my dad who's waiting for me

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